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Uncle_Fester 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's a fellow in my town driving a Toyota truck.

He's removed most of the tailgate letters so now it says:

"YO"

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Uncle_Fester 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Roger FedEx 1228, Memphis Departure. Radar contact. I show you leaving 1800 feet 2 1/2 miles south of the Memphis International airport. Turn right heading 360, climb to flight level 450. Expedite through one zero thousand. Leaving one four thousand contact Memphis center on 125.55."

See? So easy a cave man can do it without cheating.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

And the dishwasher, clothes washer and anything else they have ruined.

I want my phosphates back!

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Uncle_Fester 6 points ago +6 / -0

Time keeps on ticking...

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Toasted ravioli with sausage simmered in red sauce, topped with grated Parmesan.

Food coma to follow the speech.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wrong question.

The question should be will he give you $10,000 to invest in SpaceX?

The whole country is betting on these two guys. Show them some love.

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Uncle_Fester 7 points ago +7 / -0

Full disclosure: I am a happy Starlink customer.

NASA has demonstrated incompetence/ineptness. SpaceX took up the slack and has demonstrated success.

Not buying an electric car though.

Not going to Mars.

Not boring a tunnel in my back yard.

Not being turned into a Borg.

I would purchase a Starlink cell phone.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thing fell off the couch while dancing and snapping his fingers.

Outstanding production! Double plus good

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Uncle_Fester 3 points ago +3 / -0

In Sight it Must be Right

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Uncle_Fester 3 points ago +3 / -0

My favorite burger joint from the 1970s. All gone in my town too; one of them turned into cannabis store that never has any cars in the lot.

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Uncle_Fester 4 points ago +4 / -0

This I think is the real test for mankind.

I agree it was a test: an intelligence test.

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Uncle_Fester 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pilot friend is in similar situation. No savings due to divorce (3 times - each made him poorer). Still flying, says he will keep going until they take his medical.

And he has a new girlfriend. He chooses poorly.

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Uncle_Fester 5 points ago +5 / -0

CE-525S driver here. Retired in 2016. Maybe we spent some quality time in a pilot lounge together?

Endeavor to persevere fren. They stole from us. President Trump will make them give it all back.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Forwarding to my accountant.

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Uncle_Fester 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm on my 19th cat since childhood. One lived 22 years, several lived over 18 years. The one I have now is 17 1/2.

I so hate to tell you this but trying to extend their lives never worked out for me. The best luck I had lasted two more months.

One thing I tell people when they ask why my cats live so long is to only give them distilled water to drink, no tap water. There are so many chemicals in tap water as you probably know.

As a fren said above, listen to your cat. They know when the end is near. It is hard to accept, even harder to comply but it is the right thing to do.

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