I heard an old Muslim joke that goes something like this: "What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you done told her twice already." Man, that's pretty powerful, lol - but sadly, it is closer to the truth than some people want to admit.
I’ve said to my wife many times, that if you put a stick of dynamite in a Mac and cheese box, the only thing to survive the blast would be the easy open perforation.
This movie is like riding through a mine in an ore car with Indiana Jones.
Nice. Apt description.
u/#WoahCat
Keek!! Never gets old
Wow! Perfect analogy! 🔀 🌀
Pope Leo, take down that wall!
The last thing an ornament sees 😸
Thanks Uncle! 👏
Now THAT's funny!
The black eye under the hijab is a nice touch
Or actually a not so nice touch, but you know what I meant.
I heard an old Muslim joke that goes something like this: "What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you done told her twice already." Man, that's pretty powerful, lol - but sadly, it is closer to the truth than some people want to admit.
What do you do with a battered wife?
Deep fry her at 350 for 5 minutes.
It's the cherry on top.
Good eye fren!
Always fun. Thanks, u/Uncle_Fester!
Minor quibble about the Mentos rocket meme: Diet Coke is used to launch, not regular Coke. Which frankly, is the only appropriate use for Diet Coke 😆.
Have done this experiment more than once, and can attest to that! (BTW , Part of the reason it works is the aspartame in the Diet Coke - Nasty Stuff!
Makes you wonder how President Trump drinks it, lol.
I’ve said to my wife many times, that if you put a stick of dynamite in a Mac and cheese box, the only thing to survive the blast would be the easy open perforation.
Replace EBTs with MREs and watch everyone get a job! Still laughing.
u/#Correct
Wife's favorite blue top had me going back for a second look, and a third, and a fourth look, and a ........ oh yeah, now I see it.
Elon should give that Mars launch vehicle a try
My winners: Triscots as food and push here to open (in today's world of packaging, kitchen shears is a survival tool)
Great ones this week u/Uncle_Fester!!! Thanks 😁
Thanks for the post!
I never knew that Triscuits are actually wicker furniture. I will never look at patio furniture the same way again 😂
Thank you.
Nice to see some of my memes show up somewhere else.
Thanks. Sundays are best with the funnies 😄
Why can't open?
You have to click on the hyperlink "Sunday Funnies" in the "If you Think..." line.
More like 300-400 bottles of wine.
As usual, thank you uncy fester
my mom thanks you too
(easy high value reshare)
Thanks Uncle Fester!! That's exactly how I choose shampoo. 🙃
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