208 I'm moving to Somalia. I'll demand free housing, food, and run for government while campaigning on supporting American Christian values. Then I'll wave the American flag and talk about how terrible Somalia is Wish me luck. (media.greatawakening.win) posted 170 days ago by gnuguy 170 days ago by gnuguy +208 / -0 16 comments download share 16 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
Be sure to call everyone "racist" who denies you those free benefits.
And Americaphobes
Please make sure that 80,000 Americans that follow their also get free food and paychecks.
Don't forget enough pregnant mothers so they can use loop holes to stay in
Demand bacon and that the church bells be heard.
Pretty sure you’ll be captured upon landing within an hour or less, and used for ransom! 😂😂
When you look at in these simple terms, really is mind blowing that we've allowed this to happen in the U.S. Not just with Somalis but all immigrants. Infuriating.
We haven’t allowed it. Bribed traitors made it happen against our democratic will.
K2U is correct. We let it happen by worrying more about having a bud and watching a ballgame. Evil perpetrators helped too.
Well, be sure to bring a pregnant GF so the baby can be automatic Citizen and dont gimp yourself, you forgot to add free healthcare to that demand.
https://x.com/FarmGirlCarrie/status/2001052805432528930
I’ll put in $20 for bail money
So more than the Somali GNP?
RIP bro
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No, Carrie. There's always hope. Please call your local suicide help line now.