Obama Library To Feature Interactive Exhibit Where Visitors Can Print Their Own Birth Certificates
CHICAGO, IL — According to early reviews, the new Obama Presidential Center boasts an exciting interactive exhibit for all ages where guests can make their own birth certificate.
Right next to the ballot printer
Right next to the lever to crash a plane full of people and kill just one.
Don't forget the Big Mike "penis tucking technique" display. /s (How to "become" a First Lady?).
“Cant follow B@bs’s playbook - the wide shoulders and conservative dresses are so passé… I wonder if I can tuck ‘er carls in?”
This seems kind of big. The Bee is widely seen... 🐝
"This seems kind of big."
...indeed...
In another room there's a magic mirror where you can see what you'll look like after your gender transition.
Ok dog, you got me with this one. Kek!
Including a fortune telling machine. You can ask it what hope and change is gonna look like.
And there's a video game where the goal is to send plane loads of cash to Iran!
Daisy Hill Puppy Farm
They are literally beyond parody now
And 3D print an exact replica of their wife's 'female' penis.
You too can get a dead man’s Social Security number from a dead man👹
is this babylon bee?