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FuzzAldrin 2 points ago +2 / -0

He is only a woman in the honorary sense, so an honorary degree is fitting.

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FuzzAldrin 5 points ago +6 / -1

Happy Sink-o de Mayo to you, OP.

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FuzzAldrin 16 points ago +16 / -0

Taylor Swift should go up in a rocket with Meghan Markle. That would improve their image. Especially if the rocket just kept going.

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FuzzAldrin 2 points ago +2 / -0

So would Don Adams who played Agent 86 on Get Smart. They gave Maxwell Smart the number 86 to indicate that he needed to be gotten rid of.

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FuzzAldrin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Corn Pop was a bad dude. But his sister, Krispy Rice, was always a treat to Joe.

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FuzzAldrin 5 points ago +5 / -0

They were boozing it up on cocktails to start World War Three in the sacred tradition of that warmongering drunkard, Winston Churchill.

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FuzzAldrin 5 points ago +7 / -2

This does not support a conspiracy to sink the Titanic. The Californian had stopped for the night. The foolish captain did not wish to be bothered when his sleep was disturbed by the news of rockets. He knew the only ship nearby was the Titanic and he believed her to be unsinkable.

Sadly, the telegraph operator on the Californian shut off his machine and went to bed around the time the Titanic struck the iceberg. He had contacted the telegraph operator on the Titanic shortly before, to let them know his ship was stopping for the night due to ice. The harried telegraph operator on the Titanic told him to shut up and not interrupt him. By the time the Titanic was sending out distress calls, the only man on the Californian who could have received them was asleep.

The sinking of the Titanic was the result of a string of mishaps. Eva Hart was right when she said it was man's arrogance that doomed the ship.

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FuzzAldrin 10 points ago +10 / -0

Did the taxpayers really pony up three million dollars to fund Chelsea Clinton's wedding under the guise of "Haiti relief funds?"

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FuzzAldrin 4 points ago +4 / -0

If the sight of Stephen Colbert dancing with a group dressed as hypodermic needles made you want to take the vaccine, it's probably just as well you took it.

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FuzzAldrin 11 points ago +11 / -0

Imagine doing prison time for cheating in an election where your candidate lost despite your efforts.

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FuzzAldrin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Elmo has been subjected to constant non-consensual tickling.

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FuzzAldrin 2 points ago +2 / -0

From the nation that imprisoned and executed Sir Walter Raleigh? Not likely.

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FuzzAldrin 1 point ago +1 / -0

As long as Big Pharma exists, "public broadcasting" will have funding.

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FuzzAldrin 6 points ago +7 / -1

B-but . . . global warming and transgenderism are religions! Harvard professors are priests of the New World Order You can't tax churches!

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FuzzAldrin 18 points ago +18 / -0

It was PBS that brought pussy jokes into American homes via the BBC sitcom Are You Being Served?

Oddly enough, one could not make pussy jokes on commercial American television in the 80s and 90s. For that kind of smut, you had to turn to the educational channel.

Then, after all those decades of airing pussy jokes, including episode marathons during Pledge Week, the newscasters at PBS went to pieces in 2016 when they heard that Trump made a pussy joke in private on a bus full of men.

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