One picture worth one thousand words.

My ass objects strenuously! How dare you?!?

Now do the Turtle.

Free range or domesticated? It was never intended for American Government to “take care” of people. People were expected to take care of themselves. Nobody does that anymore. Well, hardly anybody.

How to escape the tax man? There’s got to be a way. We shouldn’t be paying taxes, we should be cashing dividend checks. It’s going to take a major realignment to original constitutional function of federal government. Who would we trust to do that? Ted Cruz? /s

Jape! Nobody uses the best words anymore.
I like the cut of your jib, Cap’n.

I don’t golf anymore. Tried to learn it, took lessons and bought all the equipment etc. but family priorities eliminated any leisure time, so I gave it up and gave away all the sticks and bag and boots. I even gave away my John Daly loudmouth pants! Still wear the cap n jacket though.

Do you play backgammon? Chess? Cards? I’m interested in cultivating social contacts but I’d be a drag on a foursome on the fairway.

Try Genki Sushi. Even in early ‘21 they posted a sign saying “We Are Not the Mask Police” if this bothers you call your order in to go. Place was packed. Hope I don’t get them in trouble mentioning them.

Me too.

A 5” kraken?

Already, but not yet.

Not a bug, a feature.

Gonna need a bigger gitmo. Okay

To be a real Gentleman; “Never complain, never explain”— Benjamin Disraeli.