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Covfefe_Commando 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would happily buy you a beer on Tuesday.... or probably most other days that end in 'y'....

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

Once you bikini wax, the carpets no longer have to match the drapes, if you know, you know...

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every time I see a "Whole Foods" sign I think to myself "Whole Paycheck" and keep on driving...

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow, Jim did the Pam "it's the same picture" meme! Kek!

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Covfefe_Commando 6 points ago +6 / -0

Born on Flag Day! What a Patriot!

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Covfefe_Commando 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump actually legitimately beat Roger Goodell's ass in court, but was sadly only awarded $1, tripled to $3, under antitrust law, for damages - the jury said "they thought Trump had enough money already" Trump beat the NFL like a drum, but we were without Spring Professional Football for almost 20 years...

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah, just a short drop, quick stop. We need to end this leftist infestation madness! Pronto!

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Covfefe_Commando 6 points ago +6 / -0

Like always, HR should be among the first to go! They helped create this epic shit-show! Never forget!

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Covfefe_Commando 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sadly, unlike our elections, I can only updoot this once!

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