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HumbleMemeFarmer 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Office tried to warn us that “People disappear in the Finger Lakes.”

https://youtu.be/BgoWnD8Up5s

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HumbleMemeFarmer 2 points ago +2 / -0

“He stole that money he gave us fair and square!” - Her, maybe.

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HumbleMemeFarmer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Garth Algar : Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?

Wayne Campbell : No. [cracks up laughing]

Wayne Campbell : No.

Garth Algar : Neither did I. I was just asking.

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HumbleMemeFarmer 2 points ago +3 / -1

“Just my luck,” she thought, “I got human-trafficked by an Astros fan.”

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HumbleMemeFarmer 7 points ago +7 / -0

I looked it up because my memory of its meaning was a bit different. I remembered it as having a payback/revenge aspect. The difference in the translations of this are striking.

DJC

A fool uttereth all his mind: a wise man deferreth, and keepeth it till afterwards.

King James Version

A fool uttereth all his mind: but a wise man keepeth it in till afterwards.

New Interntional

Fools give full vent to their rage, but the wise bring calm in the end.

Wycliffe

A fool bringeth forth all his spirit; a wise man delayeth, and reserveth into (the) time (to) coming afterward.

https://www.biblestudytools.com/proverbs/29-11-compare.html

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HumbleMemeFarmer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every year our local emergency departments keep an informal running total of "heart attacks from shoveling" vs "hands mangled by snow throwers."

If I were a betting man I know which side I'd pick this year.

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HumbleMemeFarmer 1 point ago +1 / -0

And we call it Pedoph-Isle.

(Based on old Adam Carolla joke.)

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HumbleMemeFarmer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't need to know what state he lives in.

I know that no state bans winter tires. Tires are not banned for being 3 Peak Mountain Snow Flake and/or M+S rated, they are banned to stop the wear that studs cause to roadways.

Easy enough to prove me wrong - Find a single state that bans non-studded tires based on their 3PMSF and/or M+S rating.

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HumbleMemeFarmer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn't say that studded tires are outlawed everywhere.

I only corrected that his state bans studded tires,not snow tires.

Plenty of states still allow studs (some only seasonally).

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HumbleMemeFarmer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was hoping someone would jump on Studs/Spikes = Spike Proteins because I can't figure out the analogy myself.

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HumbleMemeFarmer 1 point ago +1 / -0

No surprise that Ellen Page fell for Jussy’s lies given that she would soon mutilate her (seemingly malnourished) body falling for the trannys’ lies.

TWANLOC

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