Wish $GME was on that rocket too!

Hold on, gotta find my tiny finger violin.

I mean, it's not like he can't afford it lol.

Praying for Zenith's full recovery, and sending strength your way!

So that's basically an admission that she's misusing federal funds. Throw the book at her (for that, plus child abuse)!

No, YOU are paying for it.

If someone threatens to quit they should immediately be shown the door because they're already in a frame of mind to cause problems to the remaining employees, to their job mandates and deadlines, and their ability to destroy records and property while they remain (but obviously Dems aren't going to fire themselves).

That's just fucking sad. "End of the D party" can't come soon enough.

Honestly, I wonder if the chemicals in the pink, green, and blue hair dyes are causing a correlation. But definitely fake news plays its part!

"But how can I get the bleach up there in the sky," Hillary mused.

Poetic justice. I hope!

Let's Fucking Go.

Even though I've been a Republican my entire life, I have always had a soft spot for the Kennedys. I am so happy for RFK Jr being on our team and pray for his continued safety.

And exorcised.

Guess they found out about the pet squirrel in the office.

Didn't all the liberals and liberal media fake news proclaim they were leaving X years ago when Elon purchased it? The Long Goodbye just never ends it seems.

He wants to shut down the FBI, the ATF, the CDC, the Department of Education, and the IRS

This would be like a never-ending Christmas/Birthday gift.

WAIT - first, let the father of the victim cut off the criminal's penis without any painkillers. After that, the execution can happen.

I'd like to see Flynn in charge of overseeing all the courts martial and their results at Gitmo.

caused a number of his woke Lib employees to quit

What a great way to cut the excess fat without having to pay unemployment from firings!

Don't worry, Whoopie - I hear prison offers free housing and food.

No Country For Old Traitors

welllllll, be prepared for this little girl to live rent-free in your head lol, she's so adorable (very short video):

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2R4GVkLys4w

Police Have Not Yet Determined Motive

I guess TDS is the new "baffling" thing.

That was beautiful.