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Maizy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its, not it's.

It's means it is.

Its means its.

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Maizy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Proposed Constitutional Amendment: Congress shall be subject to all laws passed by Congress. NO EXEMPTIONS! No more elitist medical insurance, no more insider trading, no more imposing rules/laws that favor them above the common man. If we're forced to wear masks, they're forced to, as well.

Also, Congress forfeits their pay for each day they fail to deliver a balanced budget.

Other suggestions, pedes?

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Maizy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wormwood is an anti parasitic.

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Maizy -1 points ago +1 / -2

Calvin was as right as Arminius was wrong.

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Maizy 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's also the only book of the Bible that promises blessings to those who read it.

by gamepwn
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Maizy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well said, Pede. Eloquent and succinct. Bravo.

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Maizy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ark, not Arc.

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Maizy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've seen him 'malfunction' on talk shows mulitple times, a la that Al Roker guy who froze on camera when someone said Holy Ghost.

He was married to Demi Moore, a pedophile.

by Quelle
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Maizy 1 point ago +1 / -0

California needs to go up in flames?

Douchebag.

by BQnita
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Maizy 4 points ago +4 / -0

He really, REALLY liked his step-granddaughter.

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Maizy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Upvote for Dr. Strangelove!

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Maizy 1 point ago +1 / -0

True. However, in God's eyes, since He gave the breath of life exclusively to mankind, one human life is worth more than all the animals on earth.

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Maizy 0 points ago +2 / -2

Agreed. And I'm a retired dog groomer and trainer. Man(kind) is created in the image of God Himself. Animals are not.

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Maizy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, but Elvis, Jr., the kid he had with Bigfoot, will be fit and trim.

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Maizy 10 points ago +10 / -0

There are no 'fossil' fuels. Oil is in a constant state of natural production within the earth.

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