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McSimply 1 point ago +1 / -0

True. I count 11, but there could be more behind the camera. Good observation nevertheless.

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McSimply 2 points ago +2 / -0

Taft was fat, but to my knowledge him getting stuck in the bathtub was just a rumor.

As as aside, I think James A. Garfield deserve more credit for his support for the gold standard and opposition to anything less, especially since it's likely what got him assassinated.

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McSimply 3 points ago +3 / -0

That may be the case, but to conclude that a higher quality of life will inevitably lead to population decline is fallacious. Birth rates can and do fluctuate from a variety of circumstances. For instance, nowadays the countries with the highest GDP are likewise the most inundated with cultural influences through media and other sources that discourage procreation. If birth control and abortion weren't so widely utilized, birth rates in those countries would be off the charts from the sheer promiscuity alone.

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McSimply 2 points ago +2 / -0

Indeed, population growth actually increases over the long term with a greater quality of life because more children survive into adulthood. That is, of course, assuming that people are still having children.

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McSimply 7 points ago +7 / -0

There must be, oh, at least a few other federal agencies that have been trampling our rights in similar fashion.

Every. Single. One.

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McSimply 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look again, fren. It says BabylonBee.com next to the date, above the flag.

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McSimply 15 points ago +15 / -0

The man's spittin' straight facts.

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McSimply 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's an article about it: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/01/25/monkey-encounter-pennsylvania-crash-woman-being-treated-rabies/9211791002/

tl;dr a truck crashed while carrying test monkeys to a CDC lab. A woman stopped to help, one of the monkeys spat in her face, and the CDC told her to monitor herself for any developing symptoms. An obvious attempt to set up a monkeypox scare.

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McSimply 8 points ago +8 / -0

I know this is satire since it's from Babylon Bee, but I could easily see it being true.

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McSimply 10 points ago +10 / -0

Melvin Capital, once one of Wall Street's most successful hedge funds which then lost billions in the meme stock saga, will shut down after it was hit again by this year's market slump. Gabe Plotkin, widely regarded as one of the industry's best traders after posting years of double digit returns, told investors that the last 17 months have been "an incredibly trying time."

17 months? Interesting...

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McSimply 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Now, I have to tell you, he's a different guy. He looks different than he used to. He acts different than he used to. He's even slower than he used to be."

Sauce at 1:54-2:03: https://www.c-span.org/video/?461624-1/president-trump-calls-joe-biden-a-loser-ahead-speech-iowa

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McSimply 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most of those people probably couldn't point to Ukraine on a map until a few months ago and many of them probably still can't, lol.

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McSimply 2 points ago +2 / -0

Much like whenever we give to a charity the money doesn't go to the actual cause it goes to administrative costs.

"Administrative costs" is just a fancy word for slush funds.

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McSimply 1 point ago +1 / -0

Instead of testing first to see if it would work... they just mandated it.

What's worse is there's no reason it couldn't have worked. They just needed to source sufficient organic fertilizer to replace what they had been using as well as natural repellants for local pests. At worst it would've taken a few years to completely make the switch.

Of course, the best course of action would've been not to mandate organic farming but to incentivize it after they had ascertained workable standards. It's obvious their reason for forcing it suddenly was to cause problems.

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McSimply 2 points ago +2 / -0

Indeed. I know for a fact that many previously anti-gun leftards went out and bought some protection in the midst of all the "fiery but mostly peaceful protests."

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McSimply 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's the case with most if not all of Reddit. I wonder how many bots they have masquerading as real users?

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McSimply 4 points ago +4 / -0

True, if nothing else it shows that they have enough sense to prioritize their own financial interest over the insane mainstream narrative.

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McSimply 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've heard some shooting ranges used to use U.N. helmets as targets. If it hasn't already, I can see that coming back into fashion.

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McSimply 8 points ago +8 / -0

Indeed. RINOs, neocons, whatever you want to call them, they're part of the Deep State alongside the Democrats and are the enemies of We the People.

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