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MoneyGrip 3 points ago +3 / -0

Standing on the corner in Winslow, Arizona. Such a fine sight to see, It's an Anon my Lord in flatbed Ford, slowing down to have a talk with me. Come on, Fren, don't say maybe, I gotta know if your sweet truth Is gonna save me.

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MoneyGrip 2 points ago +2 / -0

They will remain on my ever growing list. Starbucks, Ben & Jerry's, Target, Panera, Levi Strauss, Domino's (but mostly because their pizza is worse than a 99¢ frozen dollar store pizza)

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MoneyGrip 5 points ago +5 / -0

Now strip them of any records and return the women's record books to normal.

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MoneyGrip 2 points ago +2 / -0

The legal immigrants could have a nice payday. Most that came the right way have no love for the line jumpers.

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MoneyGrip 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably some sort of mission patch for SpaceX, Falcon 9 or Starship.

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MoneyGrip 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's giving out pricks, because nobody is giving her a prick.

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MoneyGrip 1 point ago +1 / -0

Drilled well or bored? If drilled, get a hand pump. If bored, a bucket and rope.

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MoneyGrip 3 points ago +3 / -0

They just closed 24 Waffle Houses in and around Tampa.

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MoneyGrip 2 points ago +2 / -0
                                 MESSENGER
                     FEMA is advancing an army 
                     toward Asheville!

                                 TRUMP
                     Do the Sheriffs rally?

                                 MESSENGER
                     The State Police and most of the 
                     others will not commit to war! But 
                     word has spread and Highlanders are 
                     coming down on their own, by the 
                     hundreds -- by the thousands!
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MoneyGrip 3 points ago +3 / -0

You dump it in my driveway after I've done the work of loading it in the dumpster/trailer, and expect it to sit there for months before you come around and clear it out. You will be clearing out ashes, because I will burn it all right where it sits.

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MoneyGrip 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ban public sector unions. We don't allow our military unionize, we shouldn't let our police, firefighters, sanitation workers or teacher unionize either. Could you image if the the Navy was union and they went on strike for higher wages or benefits? Letting public sector unions collectively bargain with a bunch of politicians and bureaucrats who are not spending their own money, but the taxpayer's, leads to what amounts to paying for votes.

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MoneyGrip 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's almost as if the "peace, love and coexist" Democrats are the problem with society.

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MoneyGrip 4 points ago +5 / -1

To be devil's advocate, I would say, It's common knowledge that Trump plays golf as often as he can, he mostly plays on his own courses, so stake out the club/course closest to his home. Wait for the security posture around the club to ramp up and there is a good chance Trump is on his way.

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MoneyGrip 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just make sure he doesn't trade $40,000 student loan debt for $40,000 tool truck debt.

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MoneyGrip 4 points ago +4 / -0

Doctors are glorified mechanics. Some mechanics are very good and can tell what is wrong with your car just by listening to it, fix your problem and send you on your way. Some mechanics are parts replacers and just throw parts at your vehicle until it's fixed. Some mechanics will put in a can of stop leak and fix your problem for a bit, but you have to keep coming back for another can of stop leak.

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