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Picador20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden tells staff he is bypassing Putin and will only negotiate with Tzar Nicholas.

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Picador20 1 point ago +1 / -0

We promise we'll build a Disney World East Europe in Ukraine if you'll just surrender.*

*We won't really build a Disney World East Europe but we promise to.

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Picador20 24 points ago +24 / -0

The teacher doesn't even know that Fox News is on her side.

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Picador20 1 point ago +1 / -0

He has gay face for days and she looks like a man in drag.

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Picador20 2 points ago +2 / -0

If the BBC's seemingly magical ability to give a detailed report about the collapse of WTC 7 half an hour before it happened didn't convince you that they are part of the real terrorist cabal, this ought to do the trick.

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Picador20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Birth control pills "cure" a woman of her fertility as though fertility were a disease rather than an indicator of good health. No wonder so many self-sterilized women line up to take vaccines that also break their health.

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Picador20 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Sexual Revolution of the 1960s was and continues to be dedicated to the notion that women and heterosexual men should universally adopt the promiscuous, pleasure-seeking lifestyle of hedonistic homosexuals. Birth control pills, no-fault divorce, and abortion on demand enabled this. People who are opposed to it are ridiculed as sex-negative puritans.

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Picador20 44 points ago +45 / -1

Brave Zekensky ran away,

Bravely ran away, away.

When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.

Yes, brave Zelensky turned about

And gallantly, he chickened out.

Bravely taking to his feet,

He beat a very brave retreat,

Bravest of the brave, Zelensky!

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Picador20 72 points ago +72 / -0

But his army will shoot citizens who attempt to flee.

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Picador20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cosby may have been singled out for prosecution but I doubt his innocence. It just seems like too many women from too many decades had corroborative evidence of sexual assault. Even the reports of Cosby's weird demands (which were accommodated) when appearing on the Letterman show suggest that he was used to getting away with mistreating women.

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Picador20 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lots of men in Hollywood wanted to fuck them when they were four.

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Picador20 3 points ago +3 / -0

You Corrupt, You Crooked, You-kraine.

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Picador20 5 points ago +5 / -0

According to FEMA, thousands of lives might have been saved at Pompeii and Herculaneum when Mt. Vesuvius erupted in 79 AD had the victims masked and social distanced.

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Picador20 6 points ago +6 / -0

They will lie there too, while laying in bed. Lying is what they do best.

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Picador20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Once you see it, you can't un-see it.

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Picador20 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll eat a pink pussy hat if she didn't vote for Hillary.

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Picador20 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's just too too . . .

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Picador20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Diversity was not their strength.

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