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RIPIsaacKappy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Voter ID = "racist, minorities can't figure it out"

Global Chinavirus Passport - "bring it on!"

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RIPIsaacKappy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everywhere but trader Joe's out here.

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RIPIsaacKappy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also a music genre. See Chuck Person's Eccojams.

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RIPIsaacKappy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I pity the southern states. Fortunately I'll be dead before this cancer kills the rest of the country.

Trump's presidency was a minor win, our first in decades, in a war that's gone on for centuries.

Unfortunately we're losing. Twas always inevitable. Unless a certain "plan" turns out to be real. I'm not holding my breath though. Successful plans don't look like this.

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RIPIsaacKappy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is Rachel Levine that dick swinging tranny wannabe-cunt that moved his mom out of a nursing home before sending Chinavirus patients in like the plague?

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RIPIsaacKappy 6 points ago +6 / -0

My Body My Choice

Use their faggot slogans against them.

(Tip: unless you give birth to a conjoined child, abortion does not affect "your" body)

Not a tip for OP, just whatever fuck it I'm drunk.

I miss president Trump.

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RIPIsaacKappy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I cut contact with 2 former friends of over 20 years recently. Nothing of value was lost.

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RIPIsaacKappy 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're doing a sequel to Jesus? Does he fight crime this time around? Tho I suppose He was always anti-crime, but more in a big picture type way.

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RIPIsaacKappy 3 points ago +3 / -0

"I have seen the enemy, and he is faggot."

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RIPIsaacKappy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think so. I feel like I would remember that. Tho I didn't pay much attention to the very early primaries in 2012.

Fucking Obama vs Pierre Delecto.. Fuckin shit..

Then again Obama vs McStain tweren't much better.

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RIPIsaacKappy 10 points ago +10 / -0

?

Life is more enjoyable when you don't take it too seriously. It's only temporary. And this is some top-class humor.

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RIPIsaacKappy 2 points ago +2 / -0

How many cops are they willing to lose?

I support law enforcement, but I sure as shit don't support order-following automatons defying the constitution and attempting to enter my home illegally.

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RIPIsaacKappy 2 points ago +2 / -0

"goddam Trump made this country so fuckin great that brown-skinned folks can't resist breaking international law to sneak in"

And make things worse.

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RIPIsaacKappy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now why would they be pushing that narrative...

Strange times when your "elected" officials fear their own military.

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RIPIsaacKappy 28 points ago +28 / -0

Kavanaugh is fucking this country harder than he ever imagi-fucked that ugly old skank.

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RIPIsaacKappy 1 point ago +1 / -0

He did put Judas in charge of the Chinavirus response. Though I highly doubt that Trump "handed it off" and stopped thinking about. Was probably just a way to keep Mikey Mike away from local high school boys.

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RIPIsaacKappy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reminds me of the punchline to a Calvin & Hobbes I read recently:

"The law is on the books, but they don't have the resources to enforce it."

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