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Semmelweis 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was going to shitpost "When the fuck did they add 4 more months to the calendar!", but then I saw the Vanatau flag so I'll just say "alien!"

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Semmelweis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Came here to say this, "missing a little bit of RINO"

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Semmelweis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thought he was going to link to an actual publication of his, sadly not yet. Did remind me to also check on Bob Malone though since both were brought back recently!

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Semmelweis 1 point ago +2 / -1

If Trump runs for Speaker, then that means something went wrong with one of his plans, as he's been asked about that a few times before and he's just responded that he won't need to do that and he's happy with the current path they were on.

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Semmelweis 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think you're right about Kari Lake, but don't understand what you mean by "gets another chance", governor position is for 4 years unless you think that the courts that have been fucking us for lifetimes while they just get fatter and happier is somehow changed. They're just about as fat as that fat fuck Peter Jackson that must be in charge of this movie.

If I had known he was directing it, I would've never bought the ticket, but here I am, still waiting for him to end Return of the King because I've had to piss for over an hour now, but no, the ring's been cast into the fire, and now we have to have a 50 minute epilogue with scenic boats and other bullshit. There's a reason the term "cut to the chase" was coined. Hopefully we're at the chase now.

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Semmelweis 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden's diaper is so great it can hold both #1 and #2 of your statements!

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Semmelweis 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thumbnail looked like Joe Biden's diaper when I saw it.

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Semmelweis 2 points ago +2 / -0

"That is bilaterally and unisexually false Senator. We trust the science,and the science tells us that the cocks are secretly developing their own bird flu and we are simply just looking for a way to infect humans with bird flus so we can then test new bird flu vaccines on the entire world" - Dr. Anthony Fauci, chicken fucker, bat fucker, and winner of the Beagle Torturer and Gay Bathhouse Inspector For Science award

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Semmelweis 2 points ago +2 / -0

That'd be like saying an abortion fixes the rape.

We would like to see the nongendered rapist have their genitalia removed on live television shortly before being sent to the Sun or a black hole for research purposes. At least exposing the crime and its details will allow for some billionaire space entrepreneur to make it within the realm of possibility.

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Semmelweis 1 point ago +1 / -0

The "4 takeaways" that are discussed:

Insurance Experts Record Jump in Excess Mortality

Doctors Report Increase in Heart Inflammation Since Pandemic Started

Young People at Little Risk From COVID-19

No Strong Trials

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Semmelweis 4 points ago +4 / -0

I figured they'd be giving Dr. Fauci his farewell signoff and discuss all the dead beagles with masks on in gay bathhouses.

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Semmelweis 2 points ago +2 / -0

In the media world you're what they call a "verified source" and "a person that is familiar with the way Donald Trump thinks"

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Semmelweis 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm sure this thing isn't scripted at all.

"Mr. President, your dinner with Kanye West and two random people that we weren't expecting and we didn't look into at all when one is on the no fly list is ready" - Secret Service

by Saline
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Semmelweis 4 points ago +4 / -0

There was a crazy from Utah that was cataloging her dead babies in the garage. Always wondered what other people though when she got pregnant, had a kid, then kid goes into cardboard box into garage, repeat 6 more times.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/police-seek-answers-after-7-dead-babies-found-in-garage-of-utah-home-woman-arrested

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Semmelweis 5 points ago +5 / -0

That Hausa translation of "I do not eat anymore" is more scary to me.

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Semmelweis 2 points ago +2 / -0

"she tried to buy"->"Elon tried to buy her" ftfy NYTimes

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Semmelweis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Japs into some weird shit not gonna lie, but globalist elites into far shadier shit and it ain't drawn on paper. I always attributed it to a repressive culture creating ecchi, much like the stress on juku exams leading to high suicide rates among students.

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Semmelweis 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would suggest signing their company up to all sorts of dildo catalogs and jewish kippawear, but after so many "sorry, that account already exists and is in our top 10 buyers" errors you have to just throw in the towel.

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Semmelweis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not really seeing the same as you, lighting is a tricky beast, believe the wonky shadow comes from all the crap from the bottom left from what's underneath the European Commission's sign.

Trudeau's feet, his right foot is standing vertical on his tippy toe, his left looks like it might be kind of similar but unsure as it's partially obscured by a wooden support beam from the table (a matching one can be found between Biden's and whoever is on Biden's left).

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Semmelweis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't know bout you, but to me there's no greater sense of accomplishment than seeing problems go unsolved for another day! I've decided to retire and leave the working to the lefties!

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