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StoicWisdom 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm already designing the plans for the nest. You know what they say, early bird gets the worm!

Furiously shoves earthworms into his mouth while cawing like a lunatic

Being a bird is amazing!

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StoicWisdom 6 points ago +6 / -0

I recently started identifying as a bird and wing cancer is a huge concern of mine. I really wish they would do similar research for other birds like me.

MENTALLY ILL, BA-DA BOP BA, MENTALLY ILLLLLLLLL

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StoicWisdom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fluid leaks are a big problem in the trans community so I'm sure this stuff will be flying off the shelves soon.

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StoicWisdom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reminds me of a time when us kids found a huge sheet of ice in a field. Water had collected and then froze, forming this long and wavy patch of ice that was about 50 feet long. We immediately ran and grabbed our bikes to see who could make it the furthest down the thing without crashing.

Nobody made it further than 30 feet and we were there for hours lol.

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StoicWisdom 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm 34. The kids that wore helmets got picked on the whole time or took them off as soon as no adults were around. Helmets were only ok during stick fights so we could hit each other in the head without hospitals being involved lol.

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StoicWisdom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just the fact that they're all wearing helmets is suspicious

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StoicWisdom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Totally normal. 19 is the new 72, bigot. Your denial of climate change killed this young man because you refused the vaccine.

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StoicWisdom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Homer Simpson yelp lol

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StoicWisdom 5 points ago +5 / -0

He tries to throw shade at the public for being sheep while lining up to be sheered himself lmao

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StoicWisdom 5 points ago +5 / -0

Implying that the vaccine not only protects you from covid, but the pale specter of death as well.

These people are stupid.

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StoicWisdom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok, its pretty simple. You add hemp and coconut oil at a rate of one gram of decarboxilated* cbd hemp to one ounce of coconut oil. Add your hemp and coconut oil to a glass canning jar, put the lid on, and place it in a slow cooker that's filled with water. Set the cooker on low or warm and leave the jar in there for 12-24 hours. After that you strain the liquid oil through some coffee filters and you'll have a greenish oil full of cannabinoids and other beneficial plant compounds. Add in a small amount of peppermint and cinnamon essential oil ( 5 drops of each per ounce of oil works well for me) and you end up with an all natural version of icey hot that's great for aches, pains, and stiffness.

It works wonderfully for arthritis and joint pain since your skin just sucks up the coconut oil and delivers the cbd right to the problem area.

*To decarboxilate the hemp you simply need to grind it up, place it on a baking sheet, and bake it at around 250 degrees until it turns a rich brown color, usually around 30-45 minutes. This will smell, so keep that in mind. Luckily, because of Trump, cbd hemp is legal in all 50 states and can be bought online and shipped right to your door. I go through cbdhemp.direct for my stuff and have never had an issue.

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StoicWisdom 1 point ago +1 / -0

I use cbd, coconut oil, peppermint oil, and cinnamon oil to make a topical pain relief salve. The stuff is wonderful, I would be in even rougher shape without it.

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StoicWisdom 7 points ago +7 / -0

If you look at the bottom of the pool there's a skeleton named Flint

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StoicWisdom 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ah man, I love this place simply because of comments like this lol

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StoicWisdom 1 point ago +1 / -0

The guys that just rolled to the robot like it was a Dark Souls boss were probably pretty dizzy afterwards

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StoicWisdom 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hate that I saw that tomato juice post. Some people have just lost their minds at this point and I don't know if they can be brought back to reality.

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StoicWisdom 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm proud to be white simply because that's how God chose to make me. The fact that me being white pisses these people off so much is just a nice bonus.

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StoicWisdom 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's really sad to me. They claim not to believe in Him but then act out like bratty children

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StoicWisdom 5 points ago +5 / -0

Modern technology is amazing. They managed to create cattle that actually brand themselves.

These people would fight to be the first ones on the train car lol.

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StoicWisdom 5 points ago +5 / -0

They love taking something and perverting it to fit their agenda. It's no exaggeration that anything these people get control of becomes much worse than before.

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StoicWisdom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like he's been chewing on rocks lol

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StoicWisdom 1 point ago +1 / -0

What you can't see are the masks she has taped over the ac vents.

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