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Trumpalina 10 points ago +10 / -0

Bro, when are the pedes going to learn? You don't shit where you eat. Talk about it in a bar. Talk about it at the park. Stand on your rooftop and scream about it-- but if you don't want to find yourself unemployed (as has happened to so many people on this website), STFU at work FFS!

We are hiring right now. This is my boss' hiring system:

  1. Sift through all the resumes and throw out anyone who didn't follow exact instructions.

  2. Send that list to the boss, so he can stalk their social media. Anyone who is a Trump supporter is tossed in the trash. If they knew I was a Trump supporter, I would be fired long ago.

The last time we hired- we got over a hundred applicants. Got it whittled down to five people. The boss found 4 of them were Trump supporters. Literally only had one applicant.. He hired that applicant, and she never showed up on her first day lolololololol

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Trumpalina 4 points ago +4 / -0

thanks for the laugh. got a little rootbeer on my desk now.

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Trumpalina 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually, I stopped doing this about 40 years ago.

When I was 10 years old, I was driving in a car with my great aunt and grandma. I said "hey guys"...

They turned around and yelled at me: We are not "guys." Don't call us guys! We are ladies!

I never said it again. That was 40 years ago. (Both of those women were based Republicans by the way.)

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Trumpalina 1 point ago +1 / -0

All they have done so far is count. Now they need to inspect each ballot which, obviously, will take WAY LONGER then just counting. It could take a year. Nobody knows. How much time would you spend inspecting one ballot? 3 seconds? 5 seconds? It's going to take fucking forever.

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Trumpalina 1 point ago +1 / -0

Source?

I just googled and don't see ANYTHING about wrapping up. Not from ANY media source or from the people doing the audit either.

Where are you getting your information? CyberNinjas has a twitter... Did they announce it there?

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Trumpalina 3 points ago +4 / -1

Sorry to highjack top post, but my anxiety is through the roof.

Does anyone know when we will get the results of the audit? Google just tells me that they are done counting, and next they are going to inspect each ballot?? Just the counting took THIS LONG.

Am I misunderstanding something? If all they have done is count... And now they are going to start inspecting for the FIRST TIME, this could take literally 12 months. Does anyone have a source for a realistic finish time?

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Trumpalina 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why do you just poke holes? Sit them down and show them! God wants you to tell them. I tell everyone I know. We can't just be passive.

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Trumpalina 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy fucking shit bro. Good catch! Damn.

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Trumpalina 1 point ago +1 / -0

BINGO-BOINGO.

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Trumpalina 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's right! And our True President was on that HCQ train long before they finally admitted it. Sad and low energy dems.

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Trumpalina 3 points ago +4 / -1

When though? I'm getting so anxious to see these commies swing from ropes!! I don't know why it's taking so long.

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Trumpalina 0 points ago +1 / -1

I try to keep my kids out of it. I think Trump is a great President, but to be honest, I don't want my kids to act like him! My kid better never pay to sleep with porn stars lol! For now, I'm going to let my kids enjoy their childhood.

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Trumpalina 2 points ago +2 / -0

There wasn't a United States in 1775 broseph. Therefore, there can be no United States Army in 1775.

You are talking about the MILITIA.

Patriots who took up arms, without even an army behind them.

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Trumpalina 2 points ago +2 / -0

Man, I tried that and the mushooms got cooked into nothing before the bacon got crispy.

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Trumpalina 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fake news!!! Trump is already president. Ignore this article. The states are not going to "flip"-- we never lost to begin with!!!

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Trumpalina 1 point ago +1 / -0

The world is watching. Don't worry pedes. The world is watching and these fuckers will soon be exposed! How will they explain all of this away???

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