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hoopinfloyd 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you had "it was the flu" on your conspiracy bingo cards, make sure you check it off.

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hoopinfloyd 12 points ago +12 / -0

Sorry there is an endangered species of ant on your property. Permit denied.

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hoopinfloyd 4 points ago +4 / -0

When I went to vote in the 2020 election I was asked how I got in without a mask. I replied, "By walking."

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hoopinfloyd 2 points ago +2 / -0

We don't need anything to be bipartisan. What we need is actual objective people with integrity, using objective tests and standards to judge things. Instead we get perverted people with no integrity arguing until their face is blue until eventually there is one winner and the other side feels disenfranchised.

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hoopinfloyd 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cant wait for her to resign within a month lmfao....

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hoopinfloyd 2 points ago +2 / -0

So aliens would waste their time and resources coming to a planet they don't own. To attack people who destroyed the planet they live on and will die as a consequence of in order to punish them? Who would be left to punish if everyone dies as a consequence of ruining the environment? Wouldn't our demise through environmental disaster be punishment enough? Who are these alien environmental police? Why do they care? Do they exist? How are you this crazy?

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hoopinfloyd 26 points ago +28 / -2

Marco can lick my fucking asshole after I take a shit without wiping.

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hoopinfloyd 1 point ago +1 / -0

They want you to die of pneumonia. Wearing two masks blocks more of your exhausted air.

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hoopinfloyd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Charles schwab app is not refreshing here.

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hoopinfloyd 1 point ago +1 / -0

A Civil War serves one purpose. To deplete and weaken America so that foreign armies can come in.

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hoopinfloyd 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pennsylvania?

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hoopinfloyd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Replying 2x to the same comment. I guess you cant form a complete thought the first time around?

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hoopinfloyd 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine being a Bernie Bro. How many times is the man gunna put his dick right up to your asshole as you beg for it and not put it in. Always backs out and leaves you unsatisfied. Then like the little gay bois you are, he teases you along for another 4 years inching his dick closer to your asshole while getting you excited about how the people he cheated on you with are the enemy. Then the process repeats.

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hoopinfloyd 12 points ago +12 / -0

Common theme. Unseal, redact medical records , non-party identifying information, and tax information.

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