Seriously. Why?
The US is like bacon. It exists. It is what it is. You have different bacon. Is your bacon better than their bacon? Answer: "It depends".
Don't get yourself in a twist.
Indeed, I think the same of you.
That's good. We take every warrior.
But, also, don't be a fag. Heh.
:)
EDIT: Is ZDT "Zero Down Time"?
P.S. Lets role play.
Let's say that Trump really means that your country is just another State in the USA. Let's say he really thinks this (which, he doesn't).
So, what happens next? You gonna start something?
Canada has no power to mount any sort of meaningful "defense", let alone an "offense", against the USA. Especially against a non-aggression (if you can't take a joke, then that just makes you a sad sack).
Trump's comment is a trolling of a cousin. A ribbing of a friend. Not an attack on an enemy. If Canada doesn't get that, it just ends up looking like dumbshits. I recommend not doing that. Not a good look. Enhance your "cultural appreciation" or whatever. This is New York. We're not changing, for you.
Here's a goal: Be the country that no one would ever think is a dumbshit.
Until then, we'll enjoy your comedy shows and maple syrup.
See you when you get here.
It's a joke. It's always a joke.
EDIT: I should add: New York Humor is "Jewish Humor". Catskills. So the "Dead Pan, Straight Man" is always the funniest comedian on the stage. For example, between Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis, Jerry was the funny guy for the low IQ, and Dean was the funny guy for the discerning. Dead Pan Humor is New York. And, the "if it's not funny now, wait until I say it fifty times" aspect of this humor appears to be something that is not landing with you. But does with us. Hah. Absurdism.
A joke works because there is an element of truth to it.
The thing holding Canada back from being great, is Canada.
The USA does not need Canada. Canadians would like to think that they are very important. They are not. They are welcome if they want to be a part of the success of North America. They can sit at home and stew if they do not. It won't matter, to the USA. Canada should figure that out, and soon. We have oil, gas, timber, maple syrup and salmon in the USA. We're good. And yes, I am simplifying to make a point.
P.S. I never cared that other people thought his candidacy was a joke. I know Trump for decades. Anyone who underestimates him or thinks he's stupid is going to have a very bad time. Also, anyone who thinks that what you see (Trump) is what you get in the Presidency, is going to have a bad time. This is a military operation. Trump is just the CMO of this Op.
Hooray Internet.
Found it.
"The problem you have and the thing that most irks me is all you have to do is say, "You got to catch us." You know, Europe, if you add up the countries, is essentially the same size as the United States. Because of certain things I did, we're actually now bigger, but the economy is relatively the same."
"Because of certain things I did" caused my antenna to go waaaaay up.
Time Stamp 00:31:48-00:32:14
Yeah I am being lazy. I did not write down the time stamp. Sorry. But a) it's a good interview worth consuming, and b) he did say it in the interview. I was surprised when he said it.
"Less Serious.
More Get Smart."
Approved.
If I were given the option, I would recommend that 60+% of Americans walk into the ocean, probably. So it's good I'm not in charge.
The 51st State thing is an old, old joke. As you know.
Trump is a New Yorker. Let's just say that I might know something about that.
In New York City:
- The hazing never ends. NEVER.
- The hazing is always done to people we know and like. Hazing people we do not know and like will probably result in a knife fight. So ... no thank you.
- The fact that the "51st State" is so old of a joke it's a groaner is a feature, for Trump. He is trolling. Troll, troll, troll. Troll Turd-eau right out of office.
The USA and Canada should remain the best of friends. But the Canadians should stop pretending they are superior to the USA, because it's ridiculous and annoying. And it should stop putting into place WEFfer cunts like Turd-eau.
"The US has become bigger because of some things I did."
Saw that. Enjoyed.
I love Canada. And even love some Canadians. But the shitting on the USA because Canadians are so superior reminds me of how the Brits treat the US, and that is definitely not a good comparison, because those cunts are cunts.
Canada needs to drop the attitude and also get rid of the pajeets. And we'll accommodate the Frogs in Quebec just like we do in Louisiana. Laissez les bons temps roulez. And we can figure it out, and be stronger together.
I just do not want this idea to be a new grift. A new group of people who can vampire on the neck of the USA. Of course, my naïveté is showing, because the Canadians are already doing that (which DJT is pointing out in his tweets).
This dude seriously needs a Welfare Check.
Or at least his high school drama coach needs to text him "Need to tone it down".
This video is like a failed audition for Beastmaster IV.
The problem is, your country has way too many weirdos, Commies, people who do not want to work (meaning Quebecoise, but also others), and pajeets. Also, it is the CBC standard belief that "we as Canadians are de facto so much smarter and better than Americans."
So GTFO with that.
All Canadian pedes... fast track to US citizenship. All Canadian fucktards, go walk into the ocean.
I suspect we already did.
I realize that sounds crazy.
Sum Ting Wong.
Once is an accident. These people are clearly intentionally saying "erection."
For some reason, the talking points included the idea to call his "insurrection" and "erection". I am not sure I am enough of a Bernays expert to understand why this was considered to be a smart move. I guess it was done to make Leftist women who don't like sex respond negatively, or something.
The manipulation continues.
I knew a goat once that had better penmanship.
His bustle. OK you got me. Lol.
We will build a great, beautiful wall.
And Canada will pay for it.
Next week we'll have you draw what "The Compromising Information" looks like, and we will discuss strategies for confronting Compromising Information and developing resilience.
Also there will be cake.
What I do like about it is that those judges participating would be essentially raising their hand to be removed from the judicial system, just in time for Trump to nominate their successors. So that, I like.
The Chattering Class.
"All hat, no cattle" as a (real) Texan would say. All show, no go. Bullshitter.
Let me guess. She's divorced, 40, has cats, and watches MSLSD.
One of the key constituents we have in the USA fucking everything up is old single White/Jewish women who read The Atlantic.
These people can fuck off forever.
Haha! I had not seen that.
They really do not understand anything at all about Trump, do they... (rhetorical).
Sounds like we are on the same team.