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marvinthehaggler 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can we shock them to the point of them retreating to their Summer houses in Maine?

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marvinthehaggler 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or they steal the election however they like, and beat anyone who complains down with sticks and, if they survive, long term incarcerations.

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marvinthehaggler 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup.

If it's something they don't like, it is ignored. If it is something they like, it will be enforced with tanks and dogs and tacticool dudes fastroping out of helicopters.

Cuz Equal Protection Under Law, or summink.

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marvinthehaggler 2 points ago +2 / -0

u/purkiss80 ... looks like we gave ourselves a second chance. Ty for the well wishes, and I hope the future for Orania will be a good one.

It matters not how strait the gate,

How charged with punishments the scroll,

I am the master of my fate,

I am the captain of my soul.

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marvinthehaggler 6 points ago +6 / -0

Amen.

"Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious People. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other." - John Adams

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marvinthehaggler 1 point ago +1 / -0

My favorite was the underlying supposition that they could go to the next space-faring rocket company down the street.

Best of luck, boys.

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marvinthehaggler 3 points ago +3 / -0

Calm waters do not good sailors make.

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marvinthehaggler 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see it as functionally similar to the "Kamala Never Worked at McDonalds" Double Bind, which was devastatingly effective.

Trump likes Double Binds. He sets up a gambit, and in order for you to respond, if you Go Left, you're fucked. If you Go Right, you're fucked.

Elon is a Game Theory guy. So he would be very familiar with the idea of a Double Bind. And he's a troll, like Trump. So a Trollololol Double Bind would be all-the-more delicious.

He might be saying "Come at me bro." :)

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marvinthehaggler 2 points ago +3 / -1

Astoundingly good post.

Small advice: in this context, it is "grisly" not "grizzly". I am sure this outs me as a "Grammar NAZI" or whatever. But I only seek to make beasts of us all. Unassailable warriors.

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marvinthehaggler 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ahem. She's a Republican.

Ok I laughed. :)

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marvinthehaggler 4 points ago +4 / -0

Remain in Mexico.

It's a policy. But it's also a way of life!

¡Òrale!

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