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pinkiisevill 1 point ago +1 / -0

According to the Urban Dictionary: 1. Shwanz is not so much a thing as it is a way of life. You must live the shwanz, love the shwanz, be one with the shwanz. The way of the shwanz is the way of the right. 2. Peepee: Bow down before the mighty awe of the shwanz. Shwanz will show you the way.

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pinkiisevill 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get on your knees, bitch. This is muther-fuckin' S(c)hwanza!

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pinkiisevill 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm having a really difficult time with the number of fingers and hands!?

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pinkiisevill 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.

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pinkiisevill 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a 40 year-old dude with eye make-up.

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pinkiisevill 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've only ever been on a brick or a flip; call or text.

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pinkiisevill 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's the only right thing to do.

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pinkiisevill 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember hearing it as, "and it will be a four year period". I don't know. I just remember feeling like I got punched in the gut. I was like...did he just concede the 2020 election?

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pinkiisevill 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why the fuck was that clown world bullshit thrown in there?

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pinkiisevill 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish that he would have ended it all with "glorious". It's the new MAGA. "Great" was a big let-down after "glorious".

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pinkiisevill 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hopefully? You can't say "one of the most important days in the history of our Country", along with the word "hopefully". It's a little too strong of a statement.

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pinkiisevill 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's the U.S.A.. The colors are red, white, and blue. Fuck the fag flag bullshit!

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pinkiisevill 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a trip!

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pinkiisevill 3 points ago +3 / -0

The police car in the middle of the street has moved. The people are gathering back against the fence again.

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pinkiisevill 1 point ago +2 / -1

There's an entire force that just arrived on Segways.

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pinkiisevill 3 points ago +3 / -0

A large black vehicle just came in and parked out front.

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pinkiisevill 1 point ago +2 / -1

It's weird. Now, what looks like a water fountain has sprung up on the lawn.

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pinkiisevill 18 points ago +18 / -0

When I first started watching, there were only 20-25 people standing on the sidewalk right in front of the fence. The crowd is getting pretty big now. The people have long been moved away by the police from in front of the fence to the sidewalk across the street.

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pinkiisevill 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought Trump's comment was hardcore. THIS, is sick and twisted. Nice work.

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