Joe is always scrambling his words. Being around all those children really got him excited.
Perhaps he meant porn cop and to Joe that's a very bad dude
I took a screenshot of this for my personal chronicles that I've been keeping for over 3 years. Most underrated comment here. Lindell would cry and give you a life time supply of pillows (& related sleep accessories!)!!! :-)
This is the guy they're trying to protect Biden from for his inauguration. They need 30k National Guards to stop this man.
I hear he squeaks every time he touches something
I hear Biden squeaks every time he sniffs something.
Nervous gas through tight sphincter
Will the Biden presidency finally have the courage to declassify files about cornpop?
Check out Biden talking about corn pop
Joe is always scrambling his words. Being around all those children really got him excited. Perhaps he meant porn cop and to Joe that's a very bad dude
100 years from now people will be telling their kids about the based Pillow merchant that helped fight a Satanic Cabal bent on enslaving mankind
I took a screenshot of this for my personal chronicles that I've been keeping for over 3 years. Most underrated comment here. Lindell would cry and give you a life time supply of pillows (& related sleep accessories!)!!! :-)
Damn. Thats some funny shit, even funnier that its true!
You have won the internet.
This just in, the ATF reclassified My Pillow brand pillows as silencers, you have to turn in your my pillows or face 10 years in prison per pillow
I bought 5 this week. Im probably on a no fly list now
I'm a big fan, and they are good as new when they are washed and dried!
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man . . . at the stroke of midnight on Jan 19th he grows to 45 feet tall.
Gee, and I thought it was the Michelin Man!
My Pillow Americans...
Oh you are funny !!
Keeping up with the news and having a sense of humour are both great attributes.
Actually doing something about it and providing the best laugh I have had in weeks is something else. Excellent job!
Everyone thought this guy was just selling American made pillows.
But actually Lindell has secretly been building an army of pillow warriors
Most comfortable armour there is!
"...choose the form of your destructor"
This is my pillow this is my gun, this is for sleep and this is for fun.
This is what happens when you make a PFC sit in the same place for 3 days alternating fire watch shifts for no reason.
It's kinda cute...
I'm figuratively dying right meow ?
I just love pillows :D they're so adorable and plushie. Updoots
If those are My Pillows we're talking about $1,000 worth of armor! That is unless you use promo code Q
Looks like a boss fight! ... but for swamp creatures :-)
My Pillows will protect us against any enemy!!!
Kekittykek!
lmfao
And they are washable!! Roll on big mike. I love you brother
https://youtu.be/UJzp4ljVDi0
Thought for sure this was someone from antifa, since they're Softass bitches. ??♀️?
Michelin Man
Looks good, but the head looks too much like something else... at least add a mustache or something.
I have a secret compartment in my pillow can you guess which one? Then can you guess what is in it?