Why is this "shit" stickied? Well, if you're asking that, and aren't laughing your ass off after decoding the Bitcoin address, then you need to check your pulse, LOL. This post is dedicated to all the MSM losers, tards, and incompetent provocateurs combing this "popular Qanon Internet forum" with their lame attempts to smear us, call us violent, or call us a "cult."
YOU CANNOT OUT-WIN OUR ANONS.
Us? A cult? LOOOL, that's the funniest shit we've ever heard, Brian.
I lost everything in a boating accident because my hatred for those different than me weighed me down too much. Now I have even more hate, I'm going to swim 350 milea to DC just to show my frustration.
ROFL! I was just thinking today about y'all joking about tendies, but I'm too new to know why that's funny. 'Sup with the tendies? And by the way, I want some. Fries would be good, too.
I've never succeeded at having somebody else think for me because I'm responsible for my own decisions. Which brings me back to my question: what's unique about being Canadian that would make a mod worse?
I would like to register a complaint as I called Customer Service at 1-800-TUF-SHIT and I had to leave a message at 10 am and no one has called me back and I need a lil extra time to pay my dues
I'm sorry, but due to the dissolution of the Corporate States of America, I can only pay in Gold and Silver as those are the only two forms of cash recognized by the Constitution of the New Republic Of The United States Of America.
This started out sounding like a phone call I got from the "Federal Reserve" last night. They said there was a problem with my bank account, and it was going to be closed. I pressed "1" to speak to someone and got "Dave." I asked "Dave" what part of Mumbai did he live in and hung up on him.
I probably should have wasted even more of his time like they do in the YouTube videos.
Lightbulb moment...& its probably been said 5,000 different ways... the left doesn't get the Q community because its full of mostly very smart ppl, with a dash of just smart ppl and a sprinkle of crazy.
They are crazy, evil, stupid w a touch of misguided.
All paid up in Q-bucks my fellow Qultist. I made sure to don my QAnon underpants today, eat a hearty bowl of Q-rreos with a glass of fresh Qoolaid, catch up on my favorite paper, The Qultist Times, before hopping into the ole Q-mobile to head on over to the insurrection and bomb the unbelievers with the truth and tasty homemade Qookies. Praise Lord Q!
Why is this "shit" stickied? Well, if you're asking that, and aren't laughing your ass off after decoding the Bitcoin address, then you need to check your pulse, LOL. This post is dedicated to all the MSM losers, tards, and incompetent provocateurs combing this "popular Qanon Internet forum" with their lame attempts to smear us, call us violent, or call us a "cult."
YOU CANNOT OUT-WIN OUR ANONS.
Us? A cult? LOOOL, that's the funniest shit we've ever heard, Brian.
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Oh God, I shouldnt have been holding my coffee cup when I "decoded" it
Apologies, brother. Send $10 to the address and I'll send you a CNN mug. :)
lol you got a downvote for this. I guess the shills are honking mad that there was no insurrection today?
Need to troll the MSM in the sidebar w/ media inquiries click here and then dispense some redpills.
Now I see it! ?
UNCOOKED
? got it. It’s true though!
I would pay up, but I unfortunately dropped my Bitcoin wallet somewhere in DC during today’s insurrection. ?♂️
I’ll just hafta to owe you.
<Looking around surreptitiously. Putting wallet in back pocket. Nothing to see here, folks.>
Mine fell in the lake darnit.
I lost everything in a boating accident because my hatred for those different than me weighed me down too much. Now I have even more hate, I'm going to swim 350 milea to DC just to show my frustration.
I need a discount code. Can I use the same one as the MyPillow code? I’m poor.
Yes. Use code P0T4T0H34D for a 100% discount!
dude how did you get that sweet rainbow text?!
It's a mods-level thing, sorry
we have the best mods, believe me!
Someone snatched mine whilst I was in the cross-dressers public toilets, having my erection incited by my liberal friends
Sounds stunning and brave.
Look here, lady!
legit question, if we can't pay it today, do we still get tendies?
Well, technically the cutoff is today, but, since the tendies will be infinite, then the answer is.... yes.
Be in line for the fries, though—Brian "potato head" Stelter's noggin is HUGE but those fries are going to run out fast
Can't have tendies without fries
ROFL! I was just thinking today about y'all joking about tendies, but I'm too new to know why that's funny. 'Sup with the tendies? And by the way, I want some. Fries would be good, too.
yeah & g -munt cheese?
The other mods awarded it to me for some funny reasons
How does being Canadian factor into this for you? I'm dying to know.
I've never succeeded at having somebody else think for me because I'm responsible for my own decisions. Which brings me back to my question: what's unique about being Canadian that would make a mod worse?
I mean... it's almost not worth thinking about...
That's my job.
The night shift. The Aussies and the Kiwis.
Yeah that same person told me that one of my posts were being removed bc it was off topic and to go post it on patriots.win....
I hope you did. It was quality, just not for this .WIN.
Everytime i see your name I keep singing "And the cat's in the cradle amd the silver spoon..." In my head. Since my first days here haha.
We're gonna have a good time then!
You sly dog! That's some Bitcoin addy you've got there. ;-)
u/LONEWULF IS OFFICIALLY GREATAWAKENING'S TOP USER
Whoa! I feel really humbled by your remarks. Everything I've learned, I've learned here with my frens. WWG1WGA!
I get by with a little help from my frens
Farm Born, And EMS? Did I get that right?
Partial credit. ;-)
Curious, what’s a “mod tag”?
Ahhh. I read "the worst mod tag", as in all the mods had something called 'mod tags', and cats' was just the worst... rather than "a Worst Mod tag."
Anyways...
Anderson Coopers dues are in the rear.
ELON MUSK STEALTH GA ACCOUNT DETECTED
What? How dare you! You must be a shill!!!!
Oops. Misspelled dudes.
staking my claim here in this post for a pepekoin pepefarm.
what is deus vult
K, Im not fluent in latin, wanted to make sure.
Why doesn’t the bitcoin address work? I just tried sending 1776 keks worth of bitcoins but it failed? What do??
Privacy layer. Don't worry, KEKs received. You are now officially up for consideration to be Deputy Secretary of State in Trump Admin 2.0.
Try using Pepekoin as #Fallen_Templar states above! That might work better.
What's 1776 keks in nightshift currency?
Asking for an aussie fren.
Sure, it’s simple to convert. It’s 9LL1
Where is everyone, I'm here Unshurrectin. but Der no caterpillars to fight the 65k national guard with me. damn you qanon Shaman! you blaspheme!!!
oh crap. I sent my dues to the Shaman. He said he was in charge of that. I better check my standing. Have we replaced the Shaman yet?
We got catsfive to fill in for him while he moonlights as a corespondent role over at CNN
I'm wearing horned underwear
It sounds like a joke but it's necessary for all the Brian Stelter Zoom calls
I know I am in arrears so I'd like to pay the full amount of durfty two dollars and nuffin cents for my dues. Kek
I would like to register a complaint as I called Customer Service at 1-800-TUF-SHIT and I had to leave a message at 10 am and no one has called me back and I need a lil extra time to pay my dues
^ Paid in full. Who hoo! I'll probably get to be the guy that runs Diet Cokes up to the Oval Office!
I’m cookin’ the quarter pounders over here ??
Quarter Pounder Big Macs!
Make sure they're fully-cooked. Don't want the boys to get sick.
I'm sorry, but due to the dissolution of the Corporate States of America, I can only pay in Gold and Silver as those are the only two forms of cash recognized by the Constitution of the New Republic Of The United States Of America.
Send to the P.O. Box provided. Thanks
. . . I assume that newbies posting shitposts can pay in shitcoin . . . seems like a Cooperian thing to do-do!
We'd take three Mika Brzezinskis. We know you have them. Let's make a deal.
Ewww. Well OK but the market for murderers is just not there
I paid with corn pop if that helps. I don’t have the conversion rates...
I paid my three-fitty. Damn you Loch Ness Monsta!!!
This started out sounding like a phone call I got from the "Federal Reserve" last night. They said there was a problem with my bank account, and it was going to be closed. I pressed "1" to speak to someone and got "Dave." I asked "Dave" what part of Mumbai did he live in and hung up on him.
I probably should have wasted even more of his time like they do in the YouTube videos.
Gangster. :)
I do what I can. :)
When you wrote Federal Reserve and then mentioned speaking to Dave, I seriously wanted to talk about our health...
Must have been another guy.
I bet catsfive could make us all some sick ass personalized license plates!!!
Personally I think you should delete the decode post and just wait for it's fruits to play out on tv ?
LOL “Worst Mod”!!! LOLOLOL so great! Thanks for the laugh, cats!
Lightbulb moment...& its probably been said 5,000 different ways... the left doesn't get the Q community because its full of mostly very smart ppl, with a dash of just smart ppl and a sprinkle of crazy.
They are crazy, evil, stupid w a touch of misguided.
All paid up in Q-bucks my fellow Qultist. I made sure to don my QAnon underpants today, eat a hearty bowl of Q-rreos with a glass of fresh Qoolaid, catch up on my favorite paper, The Qultist Times, before hopping into the ole Q-mobile to head on over to the insurrection and bomb the unbelievers with the truth and tasty homemade Qookies. Praise Lord Q!
Oh man. Oh no.
lol
Omg hilarious
You get BAT. That's the best I can do.
Basic, but it came through. Welcome, fren
u/#spitcoffee
But, i need to be told what too think by qanon, oh wait that's the MSM
It's a bit like Bai-Den asking anyone if they had any questions and the feed cuts immediately! lol
The MSM has moved on from "teh Q-tards believe JFK Jr. is alive" to "the Q-tards predict Trump will ascend to the Presidency today."
Anderson's Cooper eats babies uncooked!!! ??????????? u/#vomit
farmborn
Keep lookin' ;-)
U should do one for Biden. You'll get rich.
oh crap, should've paid mine before the bitcoin price sent crazy!