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publ1us 2 points ago +2 / -0

Classic Family Guy episode.

“Show me potato salad!”

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publ1us 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reminds me of the time they showed a picture of Adam Schiff and nobody had an idea who he was.

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publ1us 5 points ago +5 / -0

Death panels were “just a conspiracy theory” not that long ago.

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Makes sense. I was brought up with a very healthy distrust of authority, and my faith in the system used to be rooted in the constitution, until the Obama years proved to me the checks and balances were utterly broken.

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publ1us 1 point ago +1 / -0

DuckDuckGo SuckSuckBlows

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And then the extra brain dead comment at the bottom…

That’s what moral relativism gets you.

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publ1us 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love the Pepe version of this meme as a template. Lmao

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publ1us 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just observing, Dems seem awfully frightened lately. I had the misfortune of listening to a “registered Democrat” lament all of the Trump-installed judges and how they were going to help him steal the election, he also said something like “I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but that’s what they’re going to do!”

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Peggy Hill: I am going to scare my students, exactly the way President Reagan scared hundreds of millions of Russians with his Star Wars death beam.

Hank Hill: ... I miss voting for that man.

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publ1us 2 points ago +2 / -0

My grocery store was out of cilantro. Mildly infuriating since I intend to make tacos later this week. lmao

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publ1us 2 points ago +2 / -0

For real. I was getting tired of posts that look like this two years ago when someone would panic every time their local grocery store was temporarily out of anything. I started getting anxiety going to shop for food from it.

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publ1us 3 points ago +3 / -0

The election stealing programs. First thing I thought of.

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publ1us 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it’s programming from the Walgreens and other commercials where the people in it say the same thing.

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publ1us 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao, like all the wireless networks out there protected only by the word “linksys”

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publ1us 2 points ago +2 / -0

I sure thought it was interesting it’s also the name of Brandon’s dog. And that the Cleveland Indians happen to now be named the same thing as someone in Space Force…

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publ1us 2 points ago +2 / -0

I really hope he didn’t try to use his “smarts” as reasoning, because if so… criiiiiinge.

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publ1us 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your analogy is apt, I’ve decided intelligence is a tool and what really matters is how you use it. My mom always told me to use my powers for good and not evil. :)

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publ1us 3 points ago +3 / -0

He will make a great Jeopardy clue though as contestants struggle to remember he exists.

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How can I be sure I’m here?

The pills that I’ve been taking confuse me

I need to know that someone sees that

There’s nothing left I simply am not here

Porcupine Tree: Fear of a Blank Planet

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publ1us 2 points ago +2 / -0

One of the biggest annoyances in dating today, imo, is that dating apps are clogged up with “ethically non monogamous” people. Simultaneously it keeps single people occupied and weakens the family unit, both the couple that becomes a “throuple” as well as the third’s potential to have one of their own.

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