I too, had a boating accident. Its crazy experiencing these in CA; my magazines keep washing back ashore, then another boating accident happens and they disappear again, over and over.
I was so fucking proud when I got home from being vaccinated. I had just saved like one million grandpas and one million grandmas. I was pumped.
Imagine my dismay when my heretofore sweet little Caviler King Charles Spaniel run up my leg and grabbed my vax pass right out of my waving hand and swallowed it whole.
Well let me tell you I didn't let that go. I have her three treats for crating up that night instead of the usual four. She looked at me with baleful eyes. She knew what she'd done.
"Awww man, my Vax Pass card got stolen from me in downtown Portland after I got mugged by some dudes with red and black flags, wearing black masks. Know-um sayin'?" Couldn't even call the cops cuz the phone line was shut off cuz they couldn't afford to pay the phone bill. Do I need an I.D. to get a new card, or can I just do like I do when I go vote?"
They will blame the Jews....I mean the Unvaccinated, for all the world's problems.
Then make them wear stars on their cl....I mean masks on their faces. But don't worry, all these measures are just until they get the camps with the special showers ready.
Have you ever had the unfortunate opportunity to receive (fall for or be forced into) a vaccine in the past... for anything? Than you vaxed, far as I’m concerned.
Those fortunate few with none at all have better immune systems than those of us poor medical cartel lab rats and shouldn’t have to wear masks either and freely speak the truth about their blessings of lifelong great health!
I requested that my vax get mailed to me. It's good enough for the safest, most secure, most trustworthy election ever, there is no problem then! I mailed it back with my pledge. I'm good!
I am being honest with myself.
I am not putting a mask on, I am not having a needle of experimental drugs injected into my body, and neither are FOUR BILLION of my friends.
What you going to do about it, bitch?
Kiss my ass - I was vaccinated as a child. These new shots don’t meet the criteria of a “vaccine.” So kiss my ass! My COVID vaccine card is the Constitution and Bill of Rights, and is enforced by the 2nd Amendment!
Go to your doctor and tell them you accidentally washed your card. If they can’t find it in the system ask when they expect to get the paperwork from (insert roadside vaccination location) - tell them you don’t want to have to get the shots again and they will write them up for you.
Why should those who didn’t submit to a unlawful, experimental shot for a pandemic hoax be honest when our government, hospitals, pharmaceutical companies, doctors are not being honest and are ill-informed?
I honestly can say, I will never take the vax.
I'm honest they can stick the vax up there ass
They will, happily, after using Big Mike for the anal swab...
Excuse me - I have to go be violently ill now...
I had a boating accident also. Was very scary. Lost Vax card, guns & my only mask. The horror.
Me too, lucky for me, the boat’s ok
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I too, had a boating accident. Its crazy experiencing these in CA; my magazines keep washing back ashore, then another boating accident happens and they disappear again, over and over.
I was so fucking proud when I got home from being vaccinated. I had just saved like one million grandpas and one million grandmas. I was pumped.
Imagine my dismay when my heretofore sweet little Caviler King Charles Spaniel run up my leg and grabbed my vax pass right out of my waving hand and swallowed it whole.
Well let me tell you I didn't let that go. I have her three treats for crating up that night instead of the usual four. She looked at me with baleful eyes. She knew what she'd done.
I will be happy to be exactly as honest to others as the CDC has been with us.
When someone asks if I’m vaccinated, I assume they mean for tetanus so I just tell them yes.
"Awww man, my Vax Pass card got stolen from me in downtown Portland after I got mugged by some dudes with red and black flags, wearing black masks. Know-um sayin'?" Couldn't even call the cops cuz the phone line was shut off cuz they couldn't afford to pay the phone bill. Do I need an I.D. to get a new card, or can I just do like I do when I go vote?"
Rush Limbaugh (R.I.P) said Shillary had a testicle lockbox. All Karens have that look that makes my nuts climb up like jumping in a frozen lake.
I mean, I didn’t wear a mask the entire time, why would I start now?
Because you might die!!!
You right.
ok, chief
great display of lack of self-awareness
I'm always honest with myself. I WILL NOT get the vaccine. Sorry you disagree lady.
House was robbed - all my guns, vax card and masks
They will blame the Jews....I mean the Unvaccinated, for all the world's problems. Then make them wear stars on their cl....I mean masks on their faces. But don't worry, all these measures are just until they get the camps with the special showers ready.
My response to the head of the cdc. Go eat a giant bag of dicks and choke to death on the last one.
The narrative has shifted from “vaccine hesitancy” to “The Unvaccinated.” We’re approaching the precipice.
Fuck off cunt. I do what I want cause I am a free man
Stuff it lady.
DId she go "off-script" again to say that? This woman is repulsive and phony.
The tailgate on my husband’s truck dropped open and our firearms flew out when he had to slam on his brakes.
Have you ever had the unfortunate opportunity to receive (fall for or be forced into) a vaccine in the past... for anything? Than you vaxed, far as I’m concerned.
Those fortunate few with none at all have better immune systems than those of us poor medical cartel lab rats and shouldn’t have to wear masks either and freely speak the truth about their blessings of lifelong great health!
I requested that my vax get mailed to me. It's good enough for the safest, most secure, most trustworthy election ever, there is no problem then! I mailed it back with my pledge. I'm good!
I am being honest with myself. I am not putting a mask on, I am not having a needle of experimental drugs injected into my body, and neither are FOUR BILLION of my friends. What you going to do about it, bitch?
Never getting the untested mRNA therapy.
As someone who's pathologically incapable of lying to himself I'm good about the whole honest with myself thing....
Kiss my ass - I was vaccinated as a child. These new shots don’t meet the criteria of a “vaccine.” So kiss my ass! My COVID vaccine card is the Constitution and Bill of Rights, and is enforced by the 2nd Amendment!
Go to your doctor and tell them you accidentally washed your card. If they can’t find it in the system ask when they expect to get the paperwork from (insert roadside vaccination location) - tell them you don’t want to have to get the shots again and they will write them up for you.
Rod Rosensteins wife.
Why should those who didn’t submit to a unlawful, experimental shot for a pandemic hoax be honest when our government, hospitals, pharmaceutical companies, doctors are not being honest and are ill-informed?
haha best comment I've seen in a while
Lol. As a woman, I still find it funny!