As a french I can say that a lot of people like this slap. The divide is between the people over or under 45, pre or post internet. The boomers don't like that, the zoomers love it.
Damn straight. It's possible for Norwegians, Swedes and French to be based, just like its possible for a human being born in America to be one absolute waste of oxygen, like we can attest with a quick look at Portland, LA and NYC.
They simply hate everyone equally. They're very proud to be frensh. The country just wants to be left alone.
However, they do get bailed out by every other country when the shit comes knocking at their door.
They haven't fought for themselves since the French Revolution in 1789
As frenchs, we had 30 wars with England, you had 1. And I'm not counting the wars with Germany. We fought for ourselves so hard during the first world war than we lost more than 1,7 millions people to win the victory, over a population of 40 millions. That's why we lost the second war, because we tried too hard to avoid fighting Hitler when we could have beaten him during the 30's. But France was traumatized by the first war, especially because of disfigured people and the use of toxic gases. It was not a pretty war, like in your Hollywood movies. For reference, since you came at the end of the war, in 1945, you lost "only" 50 000 people. Not the same level of trauma.
We came to the warning 1942 Fter pearl harbor. We had American fighting as volunteers all over Europe.
The entire war was a.deepnstate construct and likley you guys stayed out because your deep state leaders.were.told to.
Most, when.my ship visited brest in 1985 we were treated like shit by the young French and with respect by anyone over 40. You guys have a chip you didn't earn.
We've really cozied up socially to our former oppressors in the UK while constantly haranguing the French for everything you can imagine. When it mattered, in our war for freedom, they had our backs.
Also, look at the recent history of the Middle East and you will see how the UK and USA have constantly made things worse, sometimes on purpose (UK is to blame for "Palestine") but France had the locals in line until they were overtaken by Germany in WW2 nd their ME colonies became free. We did have to save their asses, but that's another story...
Sorry to say that as a french but the war has been won by Russia mainly. You americans, came at the end of the war, in 1945. Hitler was already losing. You just came to give the last blow to the nazis. The time to save our asses, like you said, was 1939, not 1945. When the french marine came to your help you during your independence war, it was during the war, not at the end https://memory.loc.gov/intldl/fiahtml/fiatheme5a.html. But to be honest, it was done more to piss off the britishs than to help you.
Yeah, that's true about defeating Nazi Germany. I think part of the reason we came at the end is because we were also fighting in the Pacific theater against the Japanese and they lasted longer than the Nazis and were closer to home for us to fight.
I'm more talking about the beaches of Normandy which is considered a turning point in the war for the US, but I'm not sure how big that turning point was against what Russia did that led to that final push against Berlin. Russians were on our side in that war but their part is discreetly left out of American History because they're the bogeyman.
We did have to save their asses, but that's another story...
USA pretty much had to save everyone.
The Dutch Royal Family had to flee their own country when the Nazis came
Luxembourg and all its own government functions were abolished from July 1940, unlike occupied Belgium and the Netherlands which preserved their state functions under German control.
I do envy their quick justice system though. I meam it's right there on camera, no need for deliberations, recesses, preliminaries, selections.....he's guilty. Guilty of being badass ?
That man is an absolute hero, and if us pedes were given the same opportunity, I’d like to think we’d do the same! I’d personally love to introduce Biden to the farm hand of justice!
He got 14 months suspended so 4 months jail time. National hero.
That would be Grand Emperor of France = GEOF
Sounds like a Welsh Jeff.
21 Wanker Lane
There will be only one Emperor, and he will be Donald Trump
They should name a drink after him.
The Macron Slapper.
A shot of a French wine, followed by a beer chaser.
Omg ??
Love this idea...the Macron Slapper or maybe the Macron Coup DE Gracé
Anyone know how the locals feel about him?
As a french I can say that a lot of people like this slap. The divide is between the people over or under 45, pre or post internet. The boomers don't like that, the zoomers love it.
I'm a biome and I will h he used the fist.
18 Months Prison for the man who served Macron the "Pimp Hand of France".
I'd say that was the Fickle Finger of Fate, myself. LOL!
Flying very expertly too!! ?
Being based is not a matter of nationality.
It is a state of being.
Damn straight. It's possible for Norwegians, Swedes and French to be based, just like its possible for a human being born in America to be one absolute waste of oxygen, like we can attest with a quick look at Portland, LA and NYC.
Don't forget Reddit.
Who you talking about?
Im one of the few americans who told every business to fuck off with the mask bullshit. I only went to businesses that did not force mask wearing.
Ive been staying in a hotel for a year now. No mask.
Ive never covered my face for anybody or for any reason. I also live in one of the 24/7 mask must be on states.
Well said.
They simply hate everyone equally. They're very proud to be frensh. The country just wants to be left alone. However, they do get bailed out by every other country when the shit comes knocking at their door. They haven't fought for themselves since the French Revolution in 1789
As frenchs, we had 30 wars with England, you had 1. And I'm not counting the wars with Germany. We fought for ourselves so hard during the first world war than we lost more than 1,7 millions people to win the victory, over a population of 40 millions. That's why we lost the second war, because we tried too hard to avoid fighting Hitler when we could have beaten him during the 30's. But France was traumatized by the first war, especially because of disfigured people and the use of toxic gases. It was not a pretty war, like in your Hollywood movies. For reference, since you came at the end of the war, in 1945, you lost "only" 50 000 people. Not the same level of trauma.
We came to the warning 1942 Fter pearl harbor. We had American fighting as volunteers all over Europe.
The entire war was a.deepnstate construct and likley you guys stayed out because your deep state leaders.were.told to.
Most, when.my ship visited brest in 1985 we were treated like shit by the young French and with respect by anyone over 40. You guys have a chip you didn't earn.
Marquis de Lafayette is an honorary American hero.
Can you hear the people singing??? ?
We've really cozied up socially to our former oppressors in the UK while constantly haranguing the French for everything you can imagine. When it mattered, in our war for freedom, they had our backs.
Also, look at the recent history of the Middle East and you will see how the UK and USA have constantly made things worse, sometimes on purpose (UK is to blame for "Palestine") but France had the locals in line until they were overtaken by Germany in WW2 nd their ME colonies became free. We did have to save their asses, but that's another story...
Sorry to say that as a french but the war has been won by Russia mainly. You americans, came at the end of the war, in 1945. Hitler was already losing. You just came to give the last blow to the nazis. The time to save our asses, like you said, was 1939, not 1945. When the french marine came to your help you during your independence war, it was during the war, not at the end https://memory.loc.gov/intldl/fiahtml/fiatheme5a.html. But to be honest, it was done more to piss off the britishs than to help you.
Yeah, that's true about defeating Nazi Germany. I think part of the reason we came at the end is because we were also fighting in the Pacific theater against the Japanese and they lasted longer than the Nazis and were closer to home for us to fight.
I'm more talking about the beaches of Normandy which is considered a turning point in the war for the US, but I'm not sure how big that turning point was against what Russia did that led to that final push against Berlin. Russians were on our side in that war but their part is discreetly left out of American History because they're the bogeyman.
USA pretty much had to save everyone.
The Dutch Royal Family had to flee their own country when the Nazis came
Luxembourg and all its own government functions were abolished from July 1940, unlike occupied Belgium and the Netherlands which preserved their state functions under German control.
They just needs guns, lots of guns.
18 months in prison- free beer for life. I’d seriously consider that.
"What're you in for?"
"I slapped Macron in the face."
"Hey guys this is the dude that slapped Macaroni in the face!"
And the whole prison started cheering.
"You want a job here what's your last job?"
"Actually I've been in prison for the last 18 months."
"Yeah? What were you in for?"
"I slapped Macron in the face."
"When can you start as a supervisor?"
All the women, all the free meals, whatever job he wants, hell he will probably land himself a car and/or a house.
He will be untouchable in there and he doesn't know anything to warrant assassination
Probably a harsher sentence than most rape convictions there, sadly
Rape is how certain populations call dibs over there.
And so swiftly sentenced!
I'd do 18 months to smack Biden as long as it was a California state prison where I could identify as a woman and be housed with females.
Ahahaha.
Updoot
No woman he ever sleeps with will need lube either...
Yepp.
I mean, I don’t know anything about French prison, but I would have to think they would take it easy on the guy, right ?
I do envy their quick justice system though. I meam it's right there on camera, no need for deliberations, recesses, preliminaries, selections.....he's guilty. Guilty of being badass ?
Fast trial when convenient, as always.
I don't care for France much,but I would send this man money.
I wonder if this guy would already have some reputation inside when he gets into the box.
I'd do 24 to punch Pelosi, schiff, cuomo etc.
Obama? You can give me the death penalty.
That man is an absolute hero, and if us pedes were given the same opportunity, I’d like to think we’d do the same! I’d personally love to introduce Biden to the farm hand of justice!
Thank you Damien for your service !
Yeah, in France, if you get a go fund me page going for a guy in prison, they close it down. Or so they did during the Gilets Jaunes.
I doubt he'll get any trouble from the inmates in French prison.
What a bunch of fags
Wait didn't the slap happen this week? That's a fast freakin court.
Wow, that was quick. Wish our judicial system worked that fast!
I’d serve 18 months to slap Biden
Because he slapped him? Think what they would have done to him if he drew blood.
Heard frenchies prefered wine. Now that's some good ol spirit of 1789 right here, frens
18 months for slapping that prick????? Where is justice? He should be given a medal!
Only reason he got jail time is because he smacked a child. I would buy this guy a beer no problem.
Sadly for us, they'd tack on an Elderly Abuse charge, and that's a lot more time. But, What if it happened while he was visiting overseas?