309 () posted 3 years ago by BQnita 3 years ago by BQnita +310 / -1 22 comments share 22 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel strapped to his belt buckle...."ARRRR...it drives me nuts!"
Thx BQ love your contributions here bro, for real
What's a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?
Arrrrrrr!
Wrong, you thought it was the arrrrrr, but it's actually the seeeeeeea!
Where does a pirate store his clothes?
In an ARRRRRRmoire!
What's his favorite type of sock?
ARRRRRRgyle!
What's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?
You may think it's the ARRRRRmy, but it's not.
It's the Navy, duh......
I'll just sea myself out.
Thank you!
You've greatly added to my pirate joke repertoire!
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Lol. Who be that Viking pirate?
Captain Blonde Beard... Ride Captain ride, upon that rover, ride!...
Punished Trump
Big Boss Trump
How awesome would it be if he showed up with it at a rally?! Allllphaaaa!!!
We need him at Gasparilla in Tampa. That’s awesome.
"Call me Snake."
Kept you waiting, huh?
You have NO idea, Mr President.
Mighty Thor Trump
Snake Plissken Trump
Have ye not heard of The Lion King? He sails the stormy seas and lives to tell the tale! Kek! ????
MAGA king
Lol TY fren I needed that right about now!!! Happy Friday all ?