Retarddit Anon shares their experience with the vaccine (good read!)
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Ligma variant, Kek. That's the one anons have developed natural antibodies for.
Libs be anal cuz they missed the ligma. Itβs okay, though. They can practice on their bfs with masks on, obviously.
Clever
Amazing... I had the very SAME experience.
Came to comment on " retardit" ( lol so good ), stayed for the great story. So glad he pulled thru.
It had drama, it had comedy. Really enjoyed the twist.
"I see unvaccinated people..."
I bet he didn't shedding too!
This sounds like Andrew Klavan.
OCRd:
What a journey.
Good Experience. It's now been two months since I haven't taken the vaccine. I realize this is merely anecdotal evidence and my report shouldn't be taken as medical advice by any means, but I wanted to provide some guidance for people who are still hesitant to not get the vaccine. After doing some research into the vaccine and the corporation which developed it, I eventually came to the conclusion that Pfizer-Biontech was the best vaccine for me not to take. So I made no appointment with my doctor and on the 30th of May I didn't get my shot. It didn't hurt at all and was over in no time, since it didn't occur. Ever since then, I've been feeling great. The first thing I noticed was that I didn't get any swelling or rashes on my upper arm where the vaccine wasn't injected. The rest of the day I didn't feel nauseous or experienced light headaches. When I went to bed I fell asleep almost immediately and didn't suffer from insomnia the rest of the night. The following days and weeks I continued to closely monitor my body's reaction to not getting the shot. I was pleasantly surprised to find that I did not develop any fevers, shortness of breath, heart palpitations, general fatigue or weight loss. On the 6th of June I didn't suddenly collapse and wasn't rushed to the ICU of my local hospital. I wasn't diagnosed with a mild stroke due to a blood clot and wasn't medicated with blood thinners. There was no need to keep me in the hospital for several days for observation, since I never arrived. Since then, I haven't spent most time indoors and I don't miss going on long strolls, which I take daily. Although I had been told that not getting vaccinated may not adequately protect from infection with SarsCov-19,1 was amazed to find that I did not contract the Alpha, Beta, Delta, Sigma or Ligma variant of the virus. Please do your own research and find which version of the vaccine is best for you to not take. Stay healthy and stay safe, God bless.
Ligma lol
I had a similar experience not wearing masks. Every time I didn't put one on, I felt much better about being out and about and especially talking one to one with other people who's masks were not being worn. It was particularly convenient going to a crowded restaurant as the food could be inserted into my waiting maw without delays of any kind. There were some interesting times too, when I visited a hospital and was granted access to the non public areas, I discovered doctors sitting at their desks with surgical masks not carefully fitted to their faces, in fact they were nowhere to be seen. They smiled and seemed completely at ease, which I consider the greatest of all the effects you can expect from not wearing the mandated facial coverings. The regular washing of masks in a machine wash at high temperature was a routine I was able to forgo entirely by not setting reminders on my phone, which was something I adapted to immediately. During lockdown, not stopping frequent meetings with personal friends was something I found easy to maintain throughout. Being willing to not take the hit to my morale at all was emotionally lifting. I would not urge anyone reading this to follow with the government regulations, but would suggest not keeping a close eye on their ever changing details. If I can help just one person, it would have been worth all the lack of effort.
Boy, love to see the angry replies on this one π
The more I see this, the more convinced I am that it's based on an older copypasta...
Wow.. a sane and Kewel reddit entry... .
This was penned by a Master of Sarcasm-fu. Absolutely top black-belt moves.
Hahaha, that's pretty good.
Thanks for the laughter today!
I shared a similar experience with not getting vaxxed myself. π
https://greatawakening.win/p/12iNLTZ9gG/first-shot-of-the-vax-today/