Oh noes! Now they got a whole fleet of them inflatable planes, getting ready to stage a balloon plane invasion! (but oh-ho, check this out - the ding-a-lings forgot to put engines on one of theseš¤£) If I didn't have photographic evidence, I could never believe this myself. But it's obviously real!
(media.greatawakening.win)
š© SHITPOST š©
I'm so fucking tempted to sticky this... fuck it. Just for a second.
Jesus, the "inflatable plane" thing so goddamned effing stupid, I can't even
I now wish I had spent more than 3 minutes making those shitty, fat, blobby planes. š
No way, pedeāthat would have involved more thought than actually went into that stupid theory KEK
Yeah. But fat planes iz funny, and the fat funny planes maybe deserved a leeetle better from me. š¤·āāļø
We have some certified retards here...
But I love them all.
Oh, how I would gather them under my wing
Sorry cats don't want to clog your inbox.. I know it's tagged as shitpost but flairing this seems like forum sliding and is really unclear what the message is without a context
It relates to our FUN is also forum FORTIFYING
Why is the ground all wavy?
This is...odd...
Good catch!
It's "quantum ground." The Navy has secret patents on it. It's more incredible than MedBeds, even!
How does "quantum ground" (whatever that is) explain one plane nose pointing up? Wavey wings? Extention of tail wings/stabilizers(?) where there is no plane?
Oh, "quantum ground" is a top-secret scientific term that references the unwillingness of involved actors to waste time masking each individual planes and editing in layers. Science is complicated, but so wonderful. ā¤ļø
Yes, science is wonderful. Even more so when you can make heads or tails of what was just explained to you (not), lol.
Ok, let me see if I can distill the science down a little further.
I certainly could have spent more time on making this super-fake image, and made it quantum-ly more convincing... but I really didn't wanna.
Props, for best catch of the day... Hook, line and sinker!!
oh.....lol.
Ya he was pulling your tail
GOT HEEEEEM!
š¹
š¤
No, āweā are wavy as in gravy. Got it šš
but I saw it on telegram
Oh, then itās as good as gold.
Or Dogecoin. I forget which one.
Anyway, either way, I 100% believe I can trust Q when he said āTrust Telegramā
I donāt understand the joke here, can someone explain?
There were probably 5 (maybe more) posts today and yesterday about āfake balloon planesā, inflatable C-17s.
It just had to be laughed at.
I only wish my artwork was better.
So that's a normal photo with a wave distortion photoshopped into it? I'm retarded and really not getting the joke.
No I used the Bump tool to swell the planes to make them fat and balloony.
But I didnāt extract the planes out into layers, so it just resulted in waves in the tarmac/background.
Super shtty, to be sure, but somehow the sheer jankiness of it all added to the humorā¦ for me.
The planes look nice and inflated, but then I look at the ground and i can't tell what's going on. I understand that it's a meme that was put together quickly, but a few minutes to separate the layers would have cleared up a lot of the confusion for the joke.
Yes.
I freely admit that.
Iām tempted to re-do it tonight; despite churning out such a undeniably crappy effort, I do have a perfectionist streak.
Or at least a desire to do right by the joke.
No engines? That's the "glider configuration".
#Stealth
Oh, sorry . . someone must have left the mushroom cache unguarded . . .
KEK
I blame cats.
Inflatable planes ... Come on ... That's nonsense.
These are clearly Transformers. I'm not talking about those psychopaths that cut their cock off or jam a cuke up their fronthole and call it a penis. I am talking about robots in disguise!
The one on the runway turns into a seagull. You can easily tell this by the full wing appearance.
The warpage of the runway is due to Trigglypuff hiding behind the plane ... The landwhale's mass distorts spacetime these days.
Inflatable planes ... Pfft. What are you, a shill ?
:-p
Fren, you are so spot on here that Iām afraid the cabal is going to try to have you snuffed. Or involuntarily vašµed. Same thing. š¤·āāļø
Jokes on them. I huff gasoline!!!
Where is the air nozzle lol
They've got internal pumps. Like Aerobeds.
šš
I can hear Curly "whoop-whooping" as it flaps it's wings...!
Damn, when you're right, you're right.
And you're not wrong here.
What's up with the wavy distortion? WTF?
Quantum aeronautics. š¤«
Not speaking about the photo from OP, it's clearly a meme, but I'm speaking about the actual media that's being pumped around the planet right now
I think the Afghanistan stuff with the aircraft photos and videos are complete bogus.
My bet is they took some low quality footage of little to no jet engine impulse and offered free joy rides thatās shown for the one video where it shows from the side hanging persons perspective.
The one where you see the people chasing or running In front looks like cgi mixed with some other vehicle event taking place, nobodyās turbans are blowing off, nobodyās getting sucked into the turbine or getting blown away, people are on their phones as they are āescapingā on the outsides, and thereās too many of them looking happy and waving their arms in the air and smiling. RIP their ears, and whoever their able to have a phone call with behind that turbine.
But to me at least, the biggest give away is how they try to make it look like those grown ass men are more afraid of waiting around and taking on the Taliban than clinging for dear life onto the side of an aircraft that is supposedly taking off.
Like, who in their right mind would risk clinging (or sitting and texting) onto the side of the plane to escape and then have a long journey in high altitude and at breakneck speeds, instead of staying to possibly face the Taliban?
Not only with a US pilot never takeoff in a situation like that because they barely takeoff when their birds on the air strip or when the runway has debris or bad roads, but as soon as that beast would begin to takeoff, the sheer force of the acceleration would immediately send anybody whoās not secured onto it flying backwards, because they would not be able to physically grasp onto the aircraft with that much force and pressure taking place on their bodies.
As for the supposedly 600 people inside the cargo bay, I bet as soon as that big ass plane would try to takeoff, all those unsecured passengers would slam right to the back of the plane and probably more than half of them would get crushed like during stampedes and many would be dead. Those aircraft are meant to transport big and heavy equipment, and have the engines required to do so, so unsecured cargo can be devastating for takeoff, landing, and turns in the air.
But of course you can also see random faces between peoples crotches and in other spots that clearly look like they are photoshopped in to give that cram effect.
I think CGI is used to fill in the rest of the blanks for that stuff but they didnāt even try when they showed the video of people supposedly falling down to their death, it looks like a square piece of cargo and in some of the videos it looks like two of the pieces disappeared halfway through falling and just never came back into the picture, lol whatās with that?
And to boot, the plane is 1109, this is friggen 9/11 all over again..****
I know that, I'm not referring to the image that OP posted because it's an obvious troll photo and even the headliner say shit post lol What I'm referring to is the stuff that's been posted and available everywhere else.
Btw I'm curious, I've never heard before that saying "Oh my day's", where is that from?
Interesting, thank you!
I don't know if that's what OP is implying. But in my opinion, i think a "White Hat False Flag" is probably the best description of what's happening. This shit show is too perfect.
Trump already planned for the troops to pull out of Afganistan. The cabal wanted to extend this date to 9/11 and then have a fake attack with their actors to extend this date to keep watch over their poppy fields.
Trump probably already negotiated the withdraw of American troops with the Taliban, and knew the cabal and their CIA assets wouldn't leave so easily. So they probably helped the Taliban with weapons and intelligence, and withdrew most of the US assets leaving leaving the Deep States assets in the country to get fucked over.
The Taliban drives the CIA out of their country, and has massive grassroots support to run their own country how they want. I'm not a fan of Sharia law, but that's what they want over there, they can have it. Biden and the rest of the cabal look completely retarded. Normies get red pilled. And Trump get's to go on FOX news and say , "I was right". It's like it's all part of the plan.
Think mirror. Fake planes or fake president?
Inside intel. š¤«
Like what, a colostomy bag?
Oh man, I feel this may go down as my own personal āCow Tools.ā
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_Tools