seriously, smash it with a hammer and burn the pieces. you are actually a dumbass if you are both on this site and also own an amazon alexa
edit: people are downvoting me for telling you not to put a microphone owned by jeff bezos in their living room thats powerful enough to pick someone up speaking softly in a completely different room? thats always turned on?
its a stupid joke. there are people on this site who actually own amazon alexas, and I will never remain silent about it. i know a ton of people personally who own them too, people just dont realize how much its actually listening.
And Sidney, don’t forget about Sidney doing her “ interrogation”. Her team is salivating for her court dates. Expecting big thing from her and her team.
Do you feel the excitement, This, Durham, Nicki Minaj getting pissed off. I feel pure excitement fren.
Alexa, play 'In the Air Tonight.'
Alexa, self destruct
seriously, smash it with a hammer and burn the pieces. you are actually a dumbass if you are both on this site and also own an amazon alexa
edit: people are downvoting me for telling you not to put a microphone owned by jeff bezos in their living room thats powerful enough to pick someone up speaking softly in a completely different room? thats always turned on?
Never have. Never will.
Still gonna go blast 'In the Air Tonight,' though.
They are downvoting you because you are a fucking dickhead who cannot see a joke when it smacks you between the eyes
its a stupid joke. there are people on this site who actually own amazon alexas, and I will never remain silent about it. i know a ton of people personally who own them too, people just dont realize how much its actually listening.
My favorite is: "Alexa, order 500 pounds of ammonium nitrate."
What's Amazon Alexa? 🙁
You know Siri from Apple, and how it can listen to you?
Okay, you know how Google spies on everything you do online?
Alright, put all of that together, take away all the privacy precautions, and have Amazon in charge of it. That's Alexa.
a microphone thats always listening and requires being connected to the internet, owned by jeff bezos
I think its a Japanese luxury car...
I used to think this song was about rudolph...
"Hold on" was rudolph to me. Seemed legit as a kid on Christmas.
lol
Who's Alexa?
Yes, I feel it fren. Also, don't forget Jizzlane Maxwell court case as well. 👌💪👍👊
And Sidney, don’t forget about Sidney doing her “ interrogation”. Her team is salivating for her court dates. Expecting big thing from her and her team.
I am with you in the excitement department. Similar to Christmas morning as an 8 year old.