This morning when i was taking a piss outside in the woods an eagle landed on my pecker (morning wood) and started singing the star spangled banner. It was the most glorious thing I've ever seen. When he finished his song, he politely let go of said pecker as to not chop it off with his talons.
Best eagle and best country ever.
You dont see eagles landing on other peoples morning wood and serenading them with the national anthem in China..
America is the greatest country ever. And we will restore its greatness
We live in very rural FL outside of Oviedo (very east side), and have Bald Eagles overhead all the time. There is a Widow Maker (dead pine) that they love to hang out on and screech! Just awesome! Glad we didn't go with the Turkey.... Good to eat, not so majestic!
Beautiful aren’t they? We used to have morning doves I say used to as a hawk decided he was hungry and right in front of me swooped down plucked one off a tree branch, wrestled it to the ground, snapped its neck, then took off, prize in tow ... I just stood there speechless.
This! Was gonna ask what kind of dog? Chihuahua? Maybe shitzhu? Probably a small one either way...
An eagle tried to snatch my shihtzu once but quickly realized she was too fat to carry!
chonk
That's her nickname! She's better now that she is mine full time, but back then, we called her chonk all the time!
I like his version better. It was a sign! 😉
Its hard to tell but far off in the distance kind of pixelated I see FJB.
I got the 76th updoot :-) A very good year.
Wow ur so LUCKY !! Gorgeous Pepe 🦅 🇺🇸
They like chicken necks.
So founding fathers do reincarnate as eagles.
My wife had a big one fly over her car the other morning. As she drove past the fish hatchery.
He flew down one block to my street and screeched fuck Joe Biden 🇺🇸
Lucky you!! The best I can do is be 20 feet from a red-tailed hawk. Maybe someday my pup and I will get to see a bald eagle up close.
This morning when i was taking a piss outside in the woods an eagle landed on my pecker (morning wood) and started singing the star spangled banner. It was the most glorious thing I've ever seen. When he finished his song, he politely let go of said pecker as to not chop it off with his talons. Best eagle and best country ever. You dont see eagles landing on other peoples morning wood and serenading them with the national anthem in China.. America is the greatest country ever. And we will restore its greatness
We live in very rural FL outside of Oviedo (very east side), and have Bald Eagles overhead all the time. There is a Widow Maker (dead pine) that they love to hang out on and screech! Just awesome! Glad we didn't go with the Turkey.... Good to eat, not so majestic!
Love it!
Beautiful aren’t they? We used to have morning doves I say used to as a hawk decided he was hungry and right in front of me swooped down plucked one off a tree branch, wrestled it to the ground, snapped its neck, then took off, prize in tow ... I just stood there speechless.