Why not pay them $0.01 an hour for 100 hour weeks since age 10 like in the 19th century? Better yet, pay them in company scrip that they can only spend in the company store. Just think how cheap the burgers would be! That's what no regulation leads to.
Maybe it's the European in me speaking but every single full time job needs to pay a living wage, a life for a life. If the employer can't afford to pay a living wage, that means there's not enough demand, that job doesn't need doing after all, they should close up shop and everyone involved should find something more useful to do.
Historically, increasing the minimum wage has always resulted in the same thing: employers complain and threaten to leave, then grudgingly pay up because leaving is more expensive than slightly reduced profits, and the entire working class's living standards improve as the higher pay trickles up to more complicated jobs. More purchasing power stimulates the economy and everyone is better off.
Q even mocked them for bringing their cellphones everywhere. Don't forget these people are stupid and think they're untouchable.