top shelf memes today

In Quebec, the media is now telling repeatedly how deers are tested positive (!) for covid ! People are thinking it's to begin a culling so hunters can't survive and hunt for their families.

Where do we gather so we can successfully collective bargain? This shouldering must include some perks.

Smart reindeer. Too bad most people aren't that smart.

Looks like Rudolph din make it this year?

☕🤣☕🤣☕🤣

Chet!? Is that you?

Look on the bright side, all you have to do is let all the does know you are not shooting blanks and let their irresistible urge to perpetuate the species take over and you will get more tail than you know what what to do with!

Or since you (the reindeer and santa) have notta to do with God, you can go bye bye and be just a memory. Perhaps people will put the focus back on God as should be and not on all the stinkin commercialism and stress that is totally unrelated to God, and to Jesus birth.

Ok, this is for all the gals out there;

“ Santa’s reindeer have been depicted as males throughout the media but science proves that these depictions are in fact wrong. Experts have stated that his reindeer are female as male reindeer lose their antlers in early December when mating season has ended, whilst female reindeer keep theirs throughout winter. As Santa’s reindeer’s are depicted with antlers, this can only lead to the conclusion that it is females that power the sleigh through the sky during the night of Christmas Eve each year”.

https://www.igluski.com/lapland-holidays/what-are-the-names-of-santas-reindeer

Gotta love “science” and “experts”. 😂

Must be Blitzen . . .

Congratulations! You got your raise!....

....to match inflation. So that you can continue working.

Lmfao

Cute reindeer.🥰

He deserves more than a raise!

fkin glowie ass rudolph

The government will want this guy in an internment camp...

That's a cute reindeer.