• Bill Gates and Soros are buying up all the rocks
• dollars from tax are diverted to creating quarries regardless of the quality of usefulness of the rocks from funded quarries
• people killed by bludgeoning with rocks are called 'car accidents', or 'solar flare sensitivity' or 'salinity ingestment' and an infinite of other reasons and farcical explanations.
• pointing out that rocks are killing people will lead to social media bans and societal ostracism
• anyone questioning any of this is branded a geology-denier
• massive funding is spent on rock-authenticity inspectors, gifted strong new police powers to inspect any rock at any time for hardness, ore contents, and permits. Any resistance to this overreach is crushed politically while the proponents of said resistance is excoriated in the media
• statues of boulders are unveiled in major cities, and citizens are instructed to venerate these by shadowy social media influencers
• Joe Biden poses next to a rubble-strewn field for a photo-op, run on the front page of all newspapers and cable news. Nobody quite knows why... but he sure showed up Trump!
• planes full of rocks are being loaded and unloaded in the dead of night, and flown all over the nation. Any civic unrest about this is called an antigeo conspiracy theory.

I applause the effort you put in this hilarious post of yours, Fren!🥳

If you don't surgically attach 4 rocks per year, you will be fired from your job. It's for the greater good.

This post deserves more attention. The hidden truth about the lucky rock.

Plot Twist: we learn it's not really a rock but petrified remains. All those aborted fetuses had to go somewhere after being used up for white rabbit chems and plandemic gains of functions.