I was seven years old, with my parents on a trip to the winery when I was viciously attacked by belligerent geese. So I kek'd extra hard at this meme, it gave me flashbacks.
This is the best Canadian meme I’ve seen, lmao. I’m sorry I have only one updoot to give, Fren! I love Canadian geese, but they will f you up. Got hissed at a couple of times. Promptly went the other way.
Just for shits & giggles, I looked up “can a goose break your arm” and the internet did not disappoint.
“Can a goose break your arm?
Swans, geese and other large waterfowl are all capable of breaking every bone in your body and also causing you to be burned beyond recognition. They can do this to hundreds of people at once. All they need to do is clog up the jets of an aeroplane, causing it to crash.”
I was seven years old, with my parents on a trip to the winery when I was viciously attacked by belligerent geese. So I kek'd extra hard at this meme, it gave me flashbacks.
If you were vaccinated it wouldn’t have happened. - Trudeau
Haha, I love someone who relishes their flashbacks! You made me laugh. My kinda frog 🐸 🐸 🐸
to this day, I give them a wide berth when I pass by any geese. Whew, I swear I like almost died or something. Do NOT mess with a goose.
They make pretty good watch birds, my siter had one years ago that would not let anyone past a certain point until she came and said good girl.
I have a very sensible fear of birds... you can't trust them! haha
I always wondered why Canucks love geese so much.
Now we know.
Kek
This is the best Canadian meme I’ve seen, lmao. I’m sorry I have only one updoot to give, Fren! I love Canadian geese, but they will f you up. Got hissed at a couple of times. Promptly went the other way.
Ha…good one man have experienced same. It’s like flying dogsh*t.
Just for shits & giggles, I looked up “can a goose break your arm” and the internet did not disappoint.
“Can a goose break your arm? Swans, geese and other large waterfowl are all capable of breaking every bone in your body and also causing you to be burned beyond recognition. They can do this to hundreds of people at once. All they need to do is clog up the jets of an aeroplane, causing it to crash.”
H...e...🏒🏒
HONK HONK MOTHER FUCKER
Let me shit on your lawn or we’ll attack… eh
Nazis used geese as “guard-dogs” around some facilities. They not only attack, they’re loud as f*ck.
u/#Honkler