Mom and Dad, when I grow up I want to be a marine biologist!
I don't know why that was my first dream job as a child. My parents were supportive however and I drew and painted all sorts of fish, and sharks, and dolphins, and whales, etc., sometimes on the walls (maybe not totally supportive).
random_child_436 comes home from kindergarten today:
Birthing Parent and Sperm Donor, when I grow up I want to be a demigirlboyman boiled elf derelict minge hirsute winklepicker. Non-binary of course.
I don't want to know what these children draw on the walls.
When I was 5 yrs old, my mother told me (girl) and my brother we could be whatever we wanted when we grew up and that we should follow our hearts.
I had just watched the Wizard of Oz for the first time, and because I was a very girly girl, I saw the beautiful Glinda the Good Witch who floated down from heaven in a lighted orb as the person I most wanted to be. She wore a sparkly gown, diamond tiara and held a glittering wand. Plus I could grant wishes! What's not to like?
Soon I started first grade and the teacher sent home a note telling my mother that I told her "I wanted to be a Fairy when I grew up" (she misunderstood) and she suggested my mother explain to me why that was not possible. My older brother who was 14, read the note and thought it was hilarious. He then proceeded to tell me that my idea was bad and that I really should want to be a big red truck. Trucks were dependable, could haul things and drive fast and red was the best color.
I was so confused and didn't like that idea at all. I didn't understand why my brother would want that for me! What a prankster. It took me another year or so before I realized the truth of things. I mean - he should be the truck, right??
She's a satire account made to mock the kool-aid haired idiots on the left. I'd still not be impressed if half of those were present in Twitter's gender list in a couple months.
She's a satire acct
If true, then thank God for that...phew
Lol
👍
There are two genders, but there are endless ways of being gay. Understood!
Yes.
Me when I came home from kindergarten:
I don't know why that was my first dream job as a child. My parents were supportive however and I drew and painted all sorts of fish, and sharks, and dolphins, and whales, etc., sometimes on the walls (maybe not totally supportive).
random_child_436 comes home from kindergarten today:
I don't want to know what these children draw on the walls.
REMINDS ME OF THIS FROM MY YOUTH:
When I was 5 yrs old, my mother told me (girl) and my brother we could be whatever we wanted when we grew up and that we should follow our hearts.
I had just watched the Wizard of Oz for the first time, and because I was a very girly girl, I saw the beautiful Glinda the Good Witch who floated down from heaven in a lighted orb as the person I most wanted to be. She wore a sparkly gown, diamond tiara and held a glittering wand. Plus I could grant wishes! What's not to like?
Soon I started first grade and the teacher sent home a note telling my mother that I told her "I wanted to be a Fairy when I grew up" (she misunderstood) and she suggested my mother explain to me why that was not possible. My older brother who was 14, read the note and thought it was hilarious. He then proceeded to tell me that my idea was bad and that I really should want to be a big red truck. Trucks were dependable, could haul things and drive fast and red was the best color.
I was so confused and didn't like that idea at all. I didn't understand why my brother would want that for me! What a prankster. It took me another year or so before I realized the truth of things. I mean - he should be the truck, right??
No thanks, Titania (if that's your real name), I'm sticking with the two -- COUNT THEM, TWO -- genders, or sexes, I learned in my youth.
A boner is nature's way of giving advice.
Sometimes bad advice.
In retrospect........ very true.
In beer-goggle-spect, also very true.
She's a satire account made to mock the kool-aid haired idiots on the left. I'd still not be impressed if half of those were present in Twitter's gender list in a couple months.
Derelict Minge sounds like an item from a video game that everyone has oodles of and can't get rid of them.
Derelict Minge
describes most politicians (of whatever delusion,)
perfectly.
Chaka Khan? dead
Non non-binary.... soooo heterosexual?
Most of these dont shock me.
Via urban dictionary Tugbucket is When a chain of naked men pull on another mans "pouch" and pass it on to a non binary homo-sapien.
These people are freaked out of their minds, living in a fantasy world. This will end badly for them.
LOL @ Chaka Khan
Hirsute winklepicker is gold.
I would be a lesbian trapped in a man's body, no
a Tallywacking cunnyswoggler, no
a Bipedal Hominid vagina attracted person, no
a Trouser Neutral, staccato lollygagger, no
A MAN !
my name is Titanic, but with an A
It would be nice to have a copy of wokesters dictionary on hand for reference
Is "Tugbucket" related to bukkake? That just came to mind. :)