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solarsavior 30 points ago +30 / -0

I'd like to phone a conspiracy theorist.

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publ1us 13 points ago +13 / -0

I can imagine a little lifeline icon with a silhouette tin foil hat Pepe.

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WeekoWolf 8 points ago +8 / -0

1-888-God-Wins 😉

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Lawjic 7 points ago +7 / -0

Once in a while I see a comment that deserves much more than a mere updoot. This is a Golden Buzzer comment. 🎉

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solarsavior 2 points ago +2 / -0

thanks fren

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ProudOfAmerica 11 points ago +11 / -0

Did anyone else see 'strange wisps of hair' going sideways out of his head?

Or is it just me?

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SneakyWino 6 points ago +6 / -0

That was my initial impression, but it's just the headrest on his chair! KEK!

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WeAreThePlan 4 points ago +4 / -0

I had to go check that.

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praying71 5 points ago +5 / -0

The way you answer is: “According to the hearing in front of the American Congress that I watched on Rumble month ago …” - that makes people search for this video on the platform free of censorship - ” … I would say it was 4 mice and 4 monkeys, but they died and the MSM is covering up so I guess the official propaganda lie is 5000 people so I chose this answer so I don’t lose my points” - then you drop the mic and win points to.

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BetterNameUnfound 1 point ago +1 / -0

You had me until the "points" bit.

This is a parody of a question from Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which doesn't use points.

I'm sorry, but I love game shows, and I couldn't let that bit go without a nitpick. Very good post otherwise, and I'm still updooting you.

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Lalge0229 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is how to red pill

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libtards_r_stoopid 2 points ago +2 / -0

Peak Retard. FIFY

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0