This is a really weird request but I need to find a Pepe lawn ornament or something else as a nod to either Trump, Q, or something. I have a creepy neighbor who has apparently been sneaking around my yard and complained to my HOA about my garden, my special needs sons toys, and a bunch of other stuff that’s happened over the last couple years we’ve lived here but he just told them now like it’s all happening at the same time. He has caused me weeks of stress and we are putting up a camera to find out who is so interested in our yard they have to continually check up on us. I don’t have any lawn ornaments in my yard and I see people with them, I didn’t have any chairs so I just put 3 back there. I bought pots and planted flowers, my yard is so offensive to look at, whoever it is wants it to be completely empty and us never in it. We have .4 acre. I need a Pepe for my house for good luck maybe a bird bath not sure what else and I’m not having any luck finding anything but you all find the best stuff. Help a middle aged mom out!
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Drive them around the bend with the 10 commandments. Highlight the one about false witness.
I'm picturing a yard full of Pepe statues. You can put blonde wigs on them, to look like Trump.
Well gnomes are good too!
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https://www.wayfair.com/outdoor/pdp/design-toscano-loonie-moonie-bare-buttocks-garden-gnome-statue-txg3596.html
Get a dozen pink flamingos and drive him nuts.
We’ve been talking about that too but not sure if it’s against bylaws. They are crazy here
I have a Pepe hose guide in the front of the house
Thanks I’ll check Etsy!
If I may suggest:: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61sdO6zIgTL.SL1001.jpg
Found at:: https://chitahome.com/frog-lawn-ornaments-and-statues-metal/
or
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Pcs-Sitting-Statues-Stone-Ornaments-3-Outdoor-Sculptures-Frogs-Garden-Frog-Decor-3-Fairy/565841138
or this bit pricier one, needing to be colorized
https://gogardenstore.com/product/zen-frog-garden-ornament-outdoor-ornament-garden-decor/
Have fun....
How about an American flag?
Yup we just bought one to hang out front too! And you better believe as soon as I can a Trump sign is going out front
Yup, we have our American flag and the Trump flags out. Ten of my rural neighbors are conservative and two are not, according to the ten. Haha. I don't care. If someone wants to come over and talk to me about things, they can come on.
This seems to be an untapped market for anyone interested in resin or concrete casting.
There are quite a few on Thingiverse, here's one: https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:5200199
https://www.etsy.com/listing/849832605/hand-painted-pepe-the-frog-table
I just bought this Kek statue, but it's meant for indoors, don't know how durable it is.
Make it heavy, hard to see and shin height. ~{°¡°}~
Yeah, you can find PEPEs at various stores. Frog on a stick I planted in my garden, frogs of various other types. Keep looking. Or maybe Amazon?
Are you taking about your backyard and is it fenced?
Yes, backyard…big backyard and we have a metal fence because they don’t like wood fences. They want to see what we are doing all the time and dictate what we can do too. Two years and we are moving, we just have to get my special needs son through his program at elementary school. At least the fences that birder me have privacy wood fences, it’s just front and one side people can peep in….by trespassing on either my property or my nice neighbors. We are putting up a camera and absolutely going to report creepy neighbor if he keep spying on our yard
We have an iron fence, HOA discourages wood fences. Our neighborhood is weird , they want to see in your yard at the same time dictate exactly what it should look like…in my own damn backyard. I didn’t realize how bad it was till now. I want to move
I hate to tell you this but maybe you would be better off moving. I know it can be difficult but there is nothing worse than being surrounded by nosy degenerate Libs. I prefer the country. But neighborhoods that won’t allow you to put up a privacy fence? What if you have children swimming in a pool. Any ole perver neighbors can grab the binoculars? Crazy. See if they will allow you to install a vinyl fence or something like it. You back yard should be private as it is an extension of your dwelling. Or if you can move to the country.
Yes! That is my plan, we aren’t in a position to move right now. I’m trying to convince everyone we should homeschool and move out further and get land. The main problem is our special needs son is in 3rd grade and is doing so well at his school, he has 2 more years before he’d have to leave that school. I have a senior, Sophmore, Freshman, 7th grader and 5th grader right now as well. My sophomore is homeschooling next year, long story but the schools are toxic. My kids all realize this but most have friends and stings and I have one who is a straight A student and he has plans. It would be easy if they were all little still, but I have given them all the summer to think about it.
Good luck. Hope your not stuck in a liberal state. I’m in the south where I am happy.
I’m in Kansas, I thought it was going to be conservative (I left phx Az just before covid to escape Maricopa county) and wound up in liberal Johnson County 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️although I think they cheat here too and it’s not as liberal as they say. It’s just bullies are louder
Johnson county is liberal? Isn’t that Olathe? Right outside KC? Figured they’d be mostly conservative.
Yeah Olathe, Overland Park, Leawood, Shawnee Mission, Lenexa, Prairie Village and a few other cities. We thought so was when we moved here in 2019, apparently Kelley miraculously won in 2018 she won 6 out of 105 counties we use electronic voting machines. They replaced software in 2018! They are bullies, they make it seem like they are the majority, I see it in my freakin HOA, but know more normal people than creepy liberals commies. OP was supposed one of the top ten conservative cities in USA but they were mask nazis and the country commissioners do it care what we say, they act like they don’t have to worry about getting re-elected and they get re-elected. We are being taxed into poverty. A lady my sis knows has a house in Joco and DC….she pays more in taxes here.
Door mat
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