You do not need a swab for Covid 19 test. Here is a test, guarantee 100% accurate.
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Ha!
The manager at my work felt sick on Monday this week and bought 6 COVID tests.
His reasoning is that sometimes the tests are wrong... so he keeps testing himself until he gets a positive and that one positive result is proof he has COVID again for the 5th, 6th, 7th time.
He just went for his 6th COVID jab last week.
He's an idiot and I can't stand working with him.
He's also been chronically ill with various things for the last few years... but he puts it down to all the unvaccinated people... not his multiple COVID jabs.
Again... he's an idiot.
Of course, he believes in climate change, thinks that white people are holding black people down systematically across the western world, thinks Trump is literally Hitler, and uses AI constantly because he can't string basic sentences together. These are the people who destroy nations.
If u like his job it probably won’t be long before it’s open
Don’t worry, you won’t have to work with him for too much longer. Kek!
So he’s getting covid shots to prevent himself from getting covid? But the unvaccinated who aren’t getting sick is giving him covid? I’m confuse
Clown world on steroids.
The summit that can seemingly never be reached.
You may have a promotion coming soon. Keep up the good work!
OMG. We have literally ONE couple, who are based (conservative) enough that we can talk about most things that we talk about here on GAW...but they have totally bought into the C19 bullshit, to include the multiple testing if they or their family members have a sniffle. I want so badly to share this shitpost with them...but we'd probably lose them as friends. And we've lost too many friends (and direct family members) to this bullshit over the past five years...
I'm proud to say i have never taken a covid test
Same
If it's so prevalent that it's everywhere and you can catch it randomly from any object or breathing person, then it should be present in saliva. So why do you have to tickle my brain with a Q-tip to find it? Why can't I just spit in a cup?
I've never heard a good answer to that.
I don't think I've taken it 19 times in one evening, but I have taken the test in the OP's video. ; -)
Mine uses scotch.
Same
Neither have I, either this type or the swab type.
A virus so deadly you have to be tested to see if you have it. Imagine that for a second. Then you blame people that didnt get pressured into taking the jab for you getting sick. I guess the dumbing down of America has worked.
And a test so accurate you have to take it multiple times to make sure it works.
Just like my younger sister trying to convince me I could be asymptomatic (using their DS words) and I could infect her and my mom. I couldn't see my mom and brought her food and leave it on the porch. I hated the stupidity so much especially I am someone who can create natural meds as my own business.
Finally, we left due to the stupidity of lock-down, tyranny. I have never been happier to be away from stupidity.
The video is kind of clever but alcohol is poison when imbibed.
Getting drunk is no cure for anything.
Sure it is! Cures social anxiety and general anxiety and overthinking and calms ADHD ticks and makes decision making easier, empires have built with the help of alcohol! Yes I say this tongue in cheek, mostly, except that the first couple things there are what makes it easy to abuse.
And it cures the ugly girls. /s
Went home at 2 with a 10, woke up 10 with a 2.
Kek yea that makes the hangover even worse......
Absolutely! I’ve been there. Thankfully having a loving husband took my need to escape life in alcohol.
Congrats fren. It's easy to get wrapped up and tough as hell to break away.
Thanks & Amen, addiction isn’t easy.
Insecurity over previous drunken antics can cause social anxiety
We’ll, it cures boredom and/or frustration temporarily
True. I don't drink, but it's funny.
common sense 101!
I will tell you many don't have it. My family was like that.
That was real good.
LOL. I wouldn't recommend alcohol. Try essential oils and it would work the same but it's funny.
Brain, you are always going to do the right thing. You are a treasure to humanity. Unlike most of us. I was about to stray but you pulled me back.. Lol.
Thanks. I am only one brain-dead.
Nothing dead about you. That's why I call you Brain. You bring the life of wisdom to the game. What inspired brain-dead moniker?
Near-death experience.
I understand now. I am glad that you made it through. God knew these days would come and we would need you in this battle. Happy to have contact with you. All blessings to you and all that concerns you in Jesus's name Amen.
Thank you so very much. We all need the blessings of Jesus in this.
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I'm proud to say I've never been tested for covid (stupidity)
I have not been tested either way.
Keklarious!
It's funny.
This frog will guinea pig the espoused regimen for science. 17 times seems like a good control number.
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Amazing I understand about your dogfood money even brain-dead. LOL
Checks out. puts sunglasses on sunglasses
u/#spitcoffee
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Funny of the day!
LOL
According to this I was taking a lot of Covid tests forty years before Covid😆
Picture the Dos Equis meme’s, I don’t always take Covid tests but when I do it’s with Tequila not beer.
Howls.
Boy, there's some really funny people on the internet. Comedy is booming.
I never know how funny we could be. LOL