Ever since Trump won I’m getting laid so much and everyone I talk to who is a Trump supporter has also seen an uptick in sexual activity not to be crude but I think that when Trump won 37 million women’s vaginas let out a sigh of relief I think nine months from now you’re going to see the largest conservative baby boom in history and I believe they’re gonna call it. The Trump bump
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Still need cost of living to decrease. I hope the freedom cities become a thing.
Need a return to sound money
Imagine 60 years from now all the young people complaining about the Bumpers.
Ok Bumper.
Ha!
Once you minus out all of the sterile vaccinated people, and discount still births and deformities, the numbers may not be so impressive. I believe we are rapidly spiraling toward a serious imbalance between the young and the aged.
Interesting notion. I got laid twice over the weekend. We call it "fu*k for luck". I was so beat by Monday night, I passed out as soon as I hit the rack. Though I'm as sterile as a mule and way too old to be a new parent, I pray that Patriots start reproducing at a rapid rate. At the end of the day, everything we are up against boils down to the root cause of depopulation and racial replacement theory. It's all about live birth rate.
At least 37 million also snapped shut when Trump won, but they're precisely the ones you don't want to open up. So, not just more babies but better ones! There will be many fewer blue-haired moms.
The number of Blue Hairs are greatly exaggerated
I'm from Portland. When's the last time you visited Portland?
So do they all live in Portland? All 30+ million???? You are so screwed!!
30+ million would be a metric fuck ton of blue hairs evenly distributed all over the US.
I think you are low balling that number!
Hahahaha
I walked in the house yesterday to a positive pregnancy test. I suspect you may be right.
Hmmmm
😁
Too much fun!
MABA!!!
Make America Bump Again!!!
Send some of them my way, please. Been single too long.
Our women were really, really stressed during the last 4 years. Now they can relax a bit and open up.
Lucky…