71 😎😉😎Elon Musk’s Father says Michelle Obama is a Man — “There’s Pictures of her in track-suits with a 9 inch shlong hanging down”😎😉😎 (twitter.com) 🍿 POPCORN 🍿 posted 1 year ago by _Big_Mike_Robinson 1 year ago by _Big_Mike_Robinson +71 / -0 23 comments share 23 comments share save hide report block hide replies
🎵 How schlong has this been goin on 🎵
That's what she said...😂
You mean “he”
What kind of sick, disgusting after-prom joke is this? Gross!! /s
😂😂 You must be a dad....or at least have a catalog of "Dad Jokes" saved in your brain.
What gave it away? My irresistible dad body? LOL!
Speaking of big Mike, is he still in hiding?
RIP Joan Rivers.
Fact Checkers:
This is FALSE and MISLEADING. The picture in question does NOT show former First Lady Michelle Obama with a 9 inch long meat stick. The measurement of 9 is his girth, not length.
Thank you! I'll sleep better!
Shamalamadingdong
Elon has a father?
A drunken, physically and psychologically abusive one, yeah. Not worth giving him the time of day.
Oh oh oh….. next due:
Amal Clooney Jennifer Aniston Barbara Bush Iman Melinda Gates Brigette Macron
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True or false: Elon’s Dad could be in a Dos XX commercial.
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🍆Is that a Pringles can in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me....?
schlong: Yiddish shlang, literally, snake, from Middle High German slange, from Old High German slango.
I only every heard it applied to horses, like when they were showing off.
Friday night?