I’m pretty sure this is a one off exercise to shake out the “virtual employees” who only exist in cyberspace. Musk said there are federal employee email accounts that haven’t opened an email in years.
I doubt this accomplishments email is even needed. It’s highly likely the tools these young autists are employing can determine which employees are highly productive, which are average, those who are just picking up a check, and the ID’s that are completely fake.
This sting is about identifying how many fake Federal employees there are and who is cashing their checks.
The funny little trick is that NOT answering the email, Will activate the fire-button-finger.
If one cannot think of five things one did in a week (one a day?) then one is doomed. Making breaksfast doesn't count. Refusing to do so is just belligerent. i mean really? This sort of exercise is LEvel 3 stuff. (High-school graduate).
Every company i ever worked for wanted that info one way or the other. Most of the time daily. Theses little parasite need to put there big girl panties on and get to it. Or just get the F out the way!
Why not just see who is pinging the network? Asking for an AI-generated email wouldn't be materially different. There's no additional effort required. OPM has zero ideas about department objectives. When was the last time you trusted your HR department to know what you were doing?
Please don’t generalize. There are many federal civilian employees that are really enjoying this. So many years of being taken advantage of. So tired of the preferential treatment system. There are good people who aren’t worthy of such ridicule.
I don't doubt it. Think how absolutely shitty it would be when you're the only adult on duty at your job, and you aren't even the boss..Inefficiency and TDS co-workers all around.
They are claiming that what they do is classified, so they can't talk about it. Fine, put that in an email. "To whom it may concern. My work is classified and I can't talk about it. See my supervisor. Thank you."
The point is to find out who doesn't reply because THEY DON'T EXIST.
Honestly, rule by HR is objectively silly. Kash and Tulsi are right. If you want to see if people are working, use those elite coders to see who is pinging the network.
Monday- was at my desk during office hours ready to support users.
Tuesday- was at my desk during office hours ready to support users.
Wednesday- was at my desk during office hours ready to support users.
Thursday- was at my desk during office hours ready to support users.
Friday- was at my desk during office hours ready to support users.
I count 5.
A government fire department without any emergencies could make a similar list. Imagine, the people who went legal on this issue were unable to find 5 things. Even Elon admitted that this was a plan to find non-existent people who don't answer their emails.
This is where anyone whoever had a corporate job of any sort says boo-flippin-hoo, ya babies. Try filling out a time sheet to account for every billable minute.
How dare you ask me to account for the time for which you pay me!!
I’m pretty sure this is a one off exercise to shake out the “virtual employees” who only exist in cyberspace. Musk said there are federal employee email accounts that haven’t opened an email in years.
I doubt this accomplishments email is even needed. It’s highly likely the tools these young autists are employing can determine which employees are highly productive, which are average, those who are just picking up a check, and the ID’s that are completely fake.
This sting is about identifying how many fake Federal employees there are and who is cashing their checks.
Agree and he probably knows the true numbers.
I just put half of antifa has no show jobs on my bingo card.
It's the "who is cashing their checks" that I find most intriguing and promising.
this. Just like Social Security had 4 million payees over 120 years old, how many federal employees are ghosts?
also, its not just about what accounts are being paid the money, but who approved the transfers.
The funny little trick is that NOT answering the email, Will activate the fire-button-finger.
If one cannot think of five things one did in a week (one a day?) then one is doomed. Making breaksfast doesn't count. Refusing to do so is just belligerent. i mean really? This sort of exercise is LEvel 3 stuff. (High-school graduate).
Explain your duties within the government.
Obviously, they never worked in the private sector.
Every company i ever worked for wanted that info one way or the other. Most of the time daily. Theses little parasite need to put there big girl panties on and get to it. Or just get the F out the way!
They will never survive in the private sector.
Yeah i didn't realize i could sue my company over my quota and other performance based KPIs
I have a lot of suing to catch up on.
Kek.
The real story here is that this is NOT about monitoring productivity but rather a genius tactic to get a better idea of who is real/not real.
Musk's email is the submarine equivalent of a ping.
Ping (email) comes back = someone is (probably) there.
Musk: ...we suspect some of 'these people don't exist.'
Why not just see who is pinging the network? Asking for an AI-generated email wouldn't be materially different. There's no additional effort required. OPM has zero ideas about department objectives. When was the last time you trusted your HR department to know what you were doing?
Please don’t generalize. There are many federal civilian employees that are really enjoying this. So many years of being taken advantage of. So tired of the preferential treatment system. There are good people who aren’t worthy of such ridicule.
I don't doubt it. Think how absolutely shitty it would be when you're the only adult on duty at your job, and you aren't even the boss..Inefficiency and TDS co-workers all around.
Time to celebrate, baby!
Just like in the private sector, the whole office has to carry the dead weight of lazy entitled people and are happy to see them go.
It's fake news. The officle e- mail from the OPM did not say anything about being fired.
Elons post on X said that.
The officle e- mail did not.
Elons shitpost is not officle.
Elon does not run the OPM. office of personal management. It's just a shitpost from Elon, you can only sue on officle govt actions.
Can I sue my boss over asking me to be productive?
No because you work in the private sector.
They are claiming that what they do is classified, so they can't talk about it. Fine, put that in an email. "To whom it may concern. My work is classified and I can't talk about it. See my supervisor. Thank you."
The point is to find out who doesn't reply because THEY DON'T EXIST.
I can visualize the first line of a novel set among current govt employees; "It was a simple request."
Honestly, rule by HR is objectively silly. Kash and Tulsi are right. If you want to see if people are working, use those elite coders to see who is pinging the network.
Filed in CA. Is that where most of the fraudulent checks are going?
Paid for by whom?
Easy cleanup, no response no job, big money savings....
Even someone at a help desk could honestly state:
Monday- was at my desk during office hours ready to support users.
Tuesday- was at my desk during office hours ready to support users.
Wednesday- was at my desk during office hours ready to support users.
Thursday- was at my desk during office hours ready to support users.
Friday- was at my desk during office hours ready to support users.
I count 5.
A government fire department without any emergencies could make a similar list. Imagine, the people who went legal on this issue were unable to find 5 things. Even Elon admitted that this was a plan to find non-existent people who don't answer their emails.
anyone taking a local, state, or federal paycheck from We the people should expect their lives to be an open book -especially after all this!
This is where anyone whoever had a corporate job of any sort says boo-flippin-hoo, ya babies. Try filling out a time sheet to account for every billable minute.
In Commiefornia. No surprise.