Oh wow.
A few years back somebody posted on 4Chan about how the US has contracts with some African countries to deport people there in exchange for certain perks.
I only remember the post because I wanted it to be true. I didn't save it because I didn't believe it was true.
Eswatini is in South Africa, on the very south of the continent and only 50 miles from the ocean. It is green and mountainous. He didn't get dropped into the middle of the Sahara, like I was imagining, unfortunately.
BUT MY QUESTION IS THIS: He's not being put into a prison down there, right? He's just being released into the city. What's to stop him from catching the next flight back?
Eswatini is slightly larger than Connecticutt, but has a population of only 1.25 million. The largest city, Manzini, has a population of only 110,537. I think the technical term for such an environment is "the boondocks." English is spoken. He will have to learn "Where can I get water?" It is easier to get taken there than it is to leave.
With what ticket? He will be closely watched. Walking out is not really feasible. He certainly will not be able to walk far from where he might be fed. A bounty on his head would mean death (bounty hunters would easily err on the side of convenience).
You know he's got a million Dems and Congressmen who will wire him the money, or pay someone in his sphere to go buy his ticket and take him to the airport. I bet he's not there more than a day or two. All he needs to do is make a phone call.
With what phone? Over what kind of telephone system? You don't appreciate how out of the way Eswatini is. How do you suppose the money would get to him? How do you suppose he would clear exit through the airport? Passport, much? You are imagining that Eswatini is like Rhode Island. Compared to Eswatini, Rhode Island is like Metropolis. The wildlands have lions, leopards, cheetahs, and hyenas. As for cold-blooded life, they have crocodiles, cobras, and mambas. No, he will be there as long as the King permits him to live there. A little bit of food deprivation and he will be quite compliant. Africans may be primitive in their outlook, but it means they have utterly no trace of or patience for woke mercy. When they take a prisoner, he does not escape them.
Now, to look at this photo, would you guess that the inhabitants have electricity only a few hours a day, that their aquifer has run dry and everyone must purchase water supplied from outside, that the internet service is a crap shoot and telephone calls are frustrating to complete, that poverty in the streets is rife along with urchins, that the police are so poorly paid they have no petrol for their automobiles, that the courthouses are in disrepair with mostly non-functional restrooms? This is the ground truth, Fren. There are great hotels in Lusaka (I've stayed in a few), but also shabbiness. A common feature of residences is a high wall against burglary, and installation of "burglar bars" over windows. The traffic is dense and frustrating, and the streets are ridden with potholes so deep and wide, they can damage one's vehicle. This is the Third World, where wealth lives cheek-to-jowl with poverty, and the potential is heartbreakingly defeated by negligence and corruption.
Just remember, out of an Eswatini population of 1.2 million, only 110,000 live in the Capital. That's about the size of the suburban city that I live in, and I can guarantee that life is much better here than there. Unless I am very wealthy, in which case it can be good. But where do you think they locate a prison??? (And, by the way, I did a Google map view of it and zoomed in on the city. There are other, smaller cities...or perhaps towns.)
I hope the US is finally finished with this scum and he actually goes to this small African nation. I have certainly thought the courts wasted many days on...
Dude... how pissed do you think he actually is at the liberals? Like you tried to bend/break the law and lie to keep me in the USA. But then after they were defeated, they kept going and now he is an African instead of in his home country. This is hilarious.
Make Eswatini famous! Kilmer putting Eswatini on the map
Yeah, I said WAT?!? I like geography but never heard of that one
Formerly known as Swaziland. Name change in 2018, to something more ethnic ("land of the Swazis").
Oh wow. A few years back somebody posted on 4Chan about how the US has contracts with some African countries to deport people there in exchange for certain perks. I only remember the post because I wanted it to be true. I didn't save it because I didn't believe it was true.
Damn, I gotta find that post.
A lot of us grew up learning this country's name as "Swaziland" in geography class.
supposedly, they didn't like being confused so often with Switzerland, though I doubt there are many parts of Eswatini that look like Europe.
And rather infrequent use of blow darts as well. 🤣
Naziland, swatstikanaziland.. iys kinda what it reminde me of.
I swear they’re basically throwing darts at a map and sending them wherever it goes
Eswatini is in South Africa, on the very south of the continent and only 50 miles from the ocean. It is green and mountainous. He didn't get dropped into the middle of the Sahara, like I was imagining, unfortunately.
BUT MY QUESTION IS THIS: He's not being put into a prison down there, right? He's just being released into the city. What's to stop him from catching the next flight back?
I don't get it. Can anyone explain?
Eswatini is slightly larger than Connecticutt, but has a population of only 1.25 million. The largest city, Manzini, has a population of only 110,537. I think the technical term for such an environment is "the boondocks." English is spoken. He will have to learn "Where can I get water?" It is easier to get taken there than it is to leave.
With what ticket? He will be closely watched. Walking out is not really feasible. He certainly will not be able to walk far from where he might be fed. A bounty on his head would mean death (bounty hunters would easily err on the side of convenience).
You know he's got a million Dems and Congressmen who will wire him the money, or pay someone in his sphere to go buy his ticket and take him to the airport. I bet he's not there more than a day or two. All he needs to do is make a phone call.
With what phone? Over what kind of telephone system? You don't appreciate how out of the way Eswatini is. How do you suppose the money would get to him? How do you suppose he would clear exit through the airport? Passport, much? You are imagining that Eswatini is like Rhode Island. Compared to Eswatini, Rhode Island is like Metropolis. The wildlands have lions, leopards, cheetahs, and hyenas. As for cold-blooded life, they have crocodiles, cobras, and mambas. No, he will be there as long as the King permits him to live there. A little bit of food deprivation and he will be quite compliant. Africans may be primitive in their outlook, but it means they have utterly no trace of or patience for woke mercy. When they take a prisoner, he does not escape them.
Below is a photo of the capital city in Eswatini. Looks more civilized than you suggest:
https://www.istockphoto.com/photo/downtown-of-mbabane-capital-city-of-swaziland-africa-gm1169544336-323347751
Here's a photo of Lusaka, Zambia, a city of 1.7 million (more than all of Eswatini) out of a nation of 20 million:
https://nl.pinterest.com/pin/651333164849032368/
Now, to look at this photo, would you guess that the inhabitants have electricity only a few hours a day, that their aquifer has run dry and everyone must purchase water supplied from outside, that the internet service is a crap shoot and telephone calls are frustrating to complete, that poverty in the streets is rife along with urchins, that the police are so poorly paid they have no petrol for their automobiles, that the courthouses are in disrepair with mostly non-functional restrooms? This is the ground truth, Fren. There are great hotels in Lusaka (I've stayed in a few), but also shabbiness. A common feature of residences is a high wall against burglary, and installation of "burglar bars" over windows. The traffic is dense and frustrating, and the streets are ridden with potholes so deep and wide, they can damage one's vehicle. This is the Third World, where wealth lives cheek-to-jowl with poverty, and the potential is heartbreakingly defeated by negligence and corruption.
Just remember, out of an Eswatini population of 1.2 million, only 110,000 live in the Capital. That's about the size of the suburban city that I live in, and I can guarantee that life is much better here than there. Unless I am very wealthy, in which case it can be good. But where do you think they locate a prison??? (And, by the way, I did a Google map view of it and zoomed in on the city. There are other, smaller cities...or perhaps towns.)
I hope the US is finally finished with this scum and he actually goes to this small African nation. I have certainly thought the courts wasted many days on...
Absolutely, fren!
Why is he not just being imprisoned? They want to see who attempts contact ?
Dude... how pissed do you think he actually is at the liberals? Like you tried to bend/break the law and lie to keep me in the USA. But then after they were defeated, they kept going and now he is an African instead of in his home country. This is hilarious.
Garcia is about to sing like a bird with his nuts in a vise!
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Eswa where?
Lets see how he likes being the victim.