HOLLYWOOD IS SH0CKED! In a bold and unexpected shake-up of Hollywood’s status quo, Kurt Russell has teamed up with Roseanne Barr and Tim Allen to launch the Non-Woke Actors’ Alliance — a defiant new force already sending shockwaves through the entertainment world.
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Αпd with Kυrt Rυssell — Hollywood royalty with a career spaппiпg five decades — пow steppiпg iпto the fold, the alliaпce is пo loпger a пiche protest. It’s a statemeпt. “If oпly oпe set of beliefs caп be expressed withoυt professioпal risk, that’s пot iпclυsivity.” — Tim Αlleп
That is the way.
Um, maybe not.
I looked at the article, and then I noticed "Non-Woke Actors’ Alliance" with Capital letters. In English texts, capital letters indicate a proper noun, aka a name.
I can entertain the idea that some actors would unite to create a new guild or association that kicks back against woke culture of Hollywood, etc, but actually naming it "Non-Woke Actors' Alliance"? That smells pretty bad. Way too obvious.
Let's take a look at the article, it's content and it's source, context:
AI-generated images of Russell, Barr and Allen together. Plus random pictures of the Actors faces, looking very much like generic pics scooped from the net. (doing source searches for each of these portrait pics would reveal, I predict, completely unrelated sources.)
No sources are given whatsoever. The article reads like a fiction novel would, no research journalism or evidence, saucing. Instead, a pattern commonly seen with fabricated content is used: opening assertions without any sources, then a few references to ACTUAL facts, that appear to be related but which do not actually provide any evidence to the core assertions.
By peppering in such actual facts (e.g. Barr's 'tipping point': the smash-hit reboot of her icoпic sitcom Roseaппe was caпceled overпight followiпg a series of tweets) creates the impression in the casual reader that the main assertions are somehow fact based, even though the facts do not actually provide evidence of the main assertions.
A search for this particular 'quote' from Allen reveals:
“Comedy is supposed to poke at everything. Bυt пow there are whole categories of jokes yoυ caп’t toυch. That’s пot comedy — that’s coпtrol.”
Zero hits
"Comedy is sυpposed to poke at everythiпg. Bυt пow there are whole categories of jokes yoυ caп’t toυch."
Zero hits
"Comedy is sυpposed to poke at everythiпg."
Zero hits, except another copy/paste of the article under a different name, different website, equally dodgy
So, if Allen actually said or wrote this, why are there ZERO identifiable sources?
Let's ask Abraham Lincoln:
"Down believe every quote you read on the internet" ~ Abraham Lincoln, President of the United States, 1861 - 1865
See? Even President Lincoln knows a quote can be fabricated. Right?
Again, peppering the <ahem> article with slightly believable quotes (reinforced by a plausible theme, but also appealing to the target audience's confirmation bias es) gives it the image of being real. Or true. Or factual.
(followed by a list)
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(Followed by a description of the strategy)
Etc, etc.
And yet, zero sources are provided for any of this.
Not convinced? Here's the kicker (as we say in poker) or the chaser (for you imbibers out there):
'Article' (perhaps you're thinking that 'article' isn't really the right word. You'd be right. Essay? Anecdote? Hmmm....) dated on August 14, 2025
Um, yeah, Sure. I believe that. 100%.
Other clues: Anonymous authors for articles. Wordpress-level website structure. Use of AI generated images. Website URL unrelated to actual journalism or research "https://newlifes.drinkfood.info/2025/07/". etc. The more you dig, the more you will find!
I'm looking for the "Parody" or "Entertainment" or "Satire" disclaimer at the bottom of the web pages, but the creator(s) appear to have either accidentally omitted that or thought, nah, why bother?
So, um, GAW, if you're all excited by this amazing post and development, I've got news for you:
You Been Punked!
Hey, even I got suckered for a moment, and commented about Kirk Russell before I decided to take a closer look.
You can chalk the exciting or happy few seconds or minutes you derived from this post up to 'a nice break from the serious world of info warring and the constant fight against lies', but that's all it is (my opinion).
It's not actually real.
But boy, wasn't it fun for a few minutes there? The after-taste is probably not so great, tho.
Cheers! (drink up. Not coolaid, but at least its fizzy drink)
Unrelated Comment. I'm on a different time zone to most GAW frogs, but this post and article should have been debunked within the first three hours. As it is, we have 187 upvotes and 20 REINFORCING COMMENTS before anyone bothered to engage their discernment muscles? Ai, caramba!
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I just read the headline.
Anything Hollywood related is pure drivel.
I disagree. You didn't just read the headline. You also accepted the headline, activated your thought, formulated a response on it, and injected a concept into your mindspace, where it will take up residence.
IOW, you consumed it.
imo.
Then why consume it?
Kek I can't belive you wrote all that crap.
Kek! Lol, oh well, a frog has to have a hobby, right?
Mel Gibson, Jon Voight, JIm Caviezel should join.. awesome!
Kurt was a Disney kid as well. If anyone knows how it all works its him.
Yes! He and Goldie are Conservatives!
I was going to mention this. Russell has seen it all, and appears to have navigated the Pit, keeping himself 'alive'. Quite an amazing thing, really.
James Woods should be POTUS Next.
They should run fake auditions and invite lefty actors.
All kinds of good sport to be had…
And the left so t be good sports about it..
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30 years too late. Hollywood is dead. Thank God. Let the pedophile jews in hollywood roll around in their shit filled town
Fantastic! Thanks for posting, it’s so nice to see good news!
Snake…. Fukin…. Pliskin…. Get it done
Good. Tim Allen is a decent bloke and not too shabby an actor (galaxy quest is an epic cult movie), so I'm glad to see him involved.
I’m going to be very amused if/when Stallone joins, given that he’s Ukrainian.
(GAW Meltdown in 3.. 2.. 1..)
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His dad is Italian, his mom is American with Breton, French, and Ukranian Jewish ancestry. Two seconds to Google it. But I no know you wanted a meltdown. Good luck with that.
I wasn’t “aiming” for a meltdown with that at all, just expecting one and waiting to be amused by it. Stallone has done a pretty decent amount of good it seems like, I’d be shocked if he wasn’t on our side.
That comment was because there are people here who seem to want to paint everyone there as “not us” rather than working on being discerning and observing.
My jaw did drop when I saw that, though. Was highly unexpected.
What's going on with your font? Your n's and u's are weird.
Me? Yeah I noticed that too. No idea…. Same font I typically use.
Awesome and I hope they make a series with Scott Baio. But not a corny one with a laugh track!! Something with some grit and real life genuine humor.