“There was no initial explanation as to why the shell ended up in the man’s body, but local media speculated that it might have had something to do with his social life.”
I'm a straight man, but sometimes you see something that would fit perfect and ya have to throw caution to the wind... and shove the live artillery up your keester.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OK, that's it. The competition is already over. Best headline of 2026.
He must have tripped and fallen on it. 🤣👌
I'm a straight man, but sometimes you see something that would fit perfect and ya have to throw caution to the wind... and shove the live artillery up your keester.
rectum?? could have damn near killed'em!!!
Bomb squad or Turbo Lax?
Faggot's gonna faggot, even if they blow themselves and everyone around to hell and gone. KEK
I think after getting this bombed treatment would be the next step....
My Arse!!!! (sic)
Old news.... https://people.well.com/user/cynsa/newpiles.html
Gives new meaning to blowing up the Bathroom.
That ER Doctor is also going to have quite the story to tell. That beats most other Doctors stories of Bottles and other assorted objects
Let's see a picture of the genius. I need to see what he looks like so that I can avoid all others who share similar genes.
What was Don Lemon doing in Toulouse? Oh, that's right. The judge let him go without bail.
OK. That wasn't on my bingo card. I'm having bad luck with my bingo card.
Well, that explains the constipation...
u/#timebomb
u/#supplies
That’s funny right there!
Literally FA, relieved he didn't FO.
New twist on explosive diarrhea.
Wait, what?
What a sicko.
It’s France, they are a peculiar people.
Must have been the Mother of all Enemas!
Just treating his ass-steroids........
http://rectalrocket.com/default.html