Had a lot of jew friends and acquaintances in high school and shortly after... We'd go to the diner - at the time I was mostly vegetarian following Mom's cancer diet as a family and I always joked how I was eating kosher and how they were bad jews as soon as they took a bite of their hot crispy bacon...lol
I still break balls when I meet up for breakfast with one of them...they certainly don't deny loving the bacon 😁😁😁 They laugh their asses off about it BTW... IYKYK
The whole idea of the dietary laws in Leviticus etc are to keep you from being unhealthy via parasites etc
So do muslims - at least the ones I dealt with on base in Turkey way back when. I often went to the NCO club for breakfast (if I wasn't broke) because they had a good breakfast with eggs, bacon, sausage, hash browns, and toast. I learned I had to get there early because the Turkish locals that did the cooking tended to eat most of the bacon every day before the club opened. The sausage was always plentiful - guess they didn't like that.
I will say that Turkey was "less Saudi" and more "Europe". I had a bunch of friends that would go with me clubbing all the time. I always joked that drinking their national beer "Efes Pilsen Lager" was "Turkish Roulette". Back then (early 90s) Efes didn't have very good quality control. You might drink a bottle that had 10% alcohol and 90% beer and the next one could have 10% beer and 90% alcohol. It was brutal if you got the "mostly alcohol" beer. You never knew. I got a bad one once and my friends got me a taxi back to the base with notes for the taxi driver and the gate guards telling them what happened. To be fair - it happened fairly frequently.
I do think it probably happened twice for me, although the second time I wasn't nearly as sick. I remember getting into the taxi and telling him to take me to the base, showing my ID to get on base, and getting into my room. Then the next morning I looked on the floor and saw a barrel top with an Efes advertisement on it. I have no recollection of me taking it off the wall at the club, but I remember putting it under my big winter coat. I took it back the next night and gave it to the bartender and apologized. He laughed and said it happens frequently.
About 14 years ago I moved out of an apartment I shared with a friend. We were dividing up kitchen stuff and there was this plastic beer pitcher. I went "where did that come from?" and my friend goes "you don't remember that? You took that from The Post on st paddys day." I guess I had fun.
Won't do turkey bacon anymore for two reasons: Louis Rich brand espoda be decent - found little round bones or feather stalks (1/8" dia) in the meat several times and second - there's more chemicals and processing that makes it less healthy than just getting swine... Like light/dark strips - colored to appeal to adult 5 year olds ...
My wife used to work at a camp during the summer. There were some Jewish kids. There was bacon for breakfast. They said that perhaps if it were blessed, they could eat it. So one of the camp counsellors did just that.
The kids loved grits. One of the mothers asked my wife, "What is a grit?" My wife corrected her and told her how to cook them.
BTW, I have never felt stupid.
Also, my great-grandmother got married when she was 14. This was in 1903. She died when I was almost 9 years old. She was the best cook ever.
I have thousands of stories. I am the one in the family who remembers everything. I am in the process of writing it all down. It will be a series of books.
And the women. I know that my great-grandfather's sister never got married, but had a son. That son was the father of a great baseball player of the 1940s and 1950s. I also know about all the men in the family who fathered black children, even one who told the census taker he was black. I have a photo of him and his wife, and he was as white as I am. One of my father's 1st cousins is rumored to have had a black child. I haven't found proof or where that child ended up. He would be pretty old by now.
It's not really a religion. More like a fanatical cult since disobeying gets you an ass beating, thrown off a building, stoned, set on fire, or beheaded.
Decades ago, my Mother looked after a couple of Jewish kids for a weekend. As soon as the parents were up the street. They both said: We want Bacon.
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100% Truth. 💯
Jews LOVE 🥓 bacon!!!
Had a lot of jew friends and acquaintances in high school and shortly after... We'd go to the diner - at the time I was mostly vegetarian following Mom's cancer diet as a family and I always joked how I was eating kosher and how they were bad jews as soon as they took a bite of their hot crispy bacon...lol
I still break balls when I meet up for breakfast with one of them...they certainly don't deny loving the bacon 😁😁😁 They laugh their asses off about it BTW... IYKYK
The whole idea of the dietary laws in Leviticus etc are to keep you from being unhealthy via parasites etc
So do muslims - at least the ones I dealt with on base in Turkey way back when. I often went to the NCO club for breakfast (if I wasn't broke) because they had a good breakfast with eggs, bacon, sausage, hash browns, and toast. I learned I had to get there early because the Turkish locals that did the cooking tended to eat most of the bacon every day before the club opened. The sausage was always plentiful - guess they didn't like that.
I will say that Turkey was "less Saudi" and more "Europe". I had a bunch of friends that would go with me clubbing all the time. I always joked that drinking their national beer "Efes Pilsen Lager" was "Turkish Roulette". Back then (early 90s) Efes didn't have very good quality control. You might drink a bottle that had 10% alcohol and 90% beer and the next one could have 10% beer and 90% alcohol. It was brutal if you got the "mostly alcohol" beer. You never knew. I got a bad one once and my friends got me a taxi back to the base with notes for the taxi driver and the gate guards telling them what happened. To be fair - it happened fairly frequently.
I do think it probably happened twice for me, although the second time I wasn't nearly as sick. I remember getting into the taxi and telling him to take me to the base, showing my ID to get on base, and getting into my room. Then the next morning I looked on the floor and saw a barrel top with an Efes advertisement on it. I have no recollection of me taking it off the wall at the club, but I remember putting it under my big winter coat. I took it back the next night and gave it to the bartender and apologized. He laughed and said it happens frequently.
That's nuts...
Remind me not to order the creamed chipped "beef" there...🙄
About 14 years ago I moved out of an apartment I shared with a friend. We were dividing up kitchen stuff and there was this plastic beer pitcher. I went "where did that come from?" and my friend goes "you don't remember that? You took that from The Post on st paddys day." I guess I had fun.
Glad I'm not the only one.
If I may once again offer…
Beef bacon: The (delicious) other bacon.
IMHO, it tastes better than pork bacon, unlike Turkey bacon which almost has to be masked to be edible.
Yep ... deelish. I get mine at the butcher shop.
Won't do turkey bacon anymore for two reasons: Louis Rich brand espoda be decent - found little round bones or feather stalks (1/8" dia) in the meat several times and second - there's more chemicals and processing that makes it less healthy than just getting swine... Like light/dark strips - colored to appeal to adult 5 year olds ...
Butchers can make beef bacon???
And this post is about one of their creations the Mooslimes .
But TaQo set the bar low enough to be maximumly inclusive of anyone the Military can use.
You forgot the part about worshiping a pedo.
And why is this a "shitpost" anyway?
Facts are facts.....
Right...there is that...
I NEVER feel stupid in a nation of 1/3 liberals
My wife used to work at a camp during the summer. There were some Jewish kids. There was bacon for breakfast. They said that perhaps if it were blessed, they could eat it. So one of the camp counsellors did just that.
The kids loved grits. One of the mothers asked my wife, "What is a grit?" My wife corrected her and told her how to cook them.
BTW, I have never felt stupid.
Also, my great-grandmother got married when she was 14. This was in 1903. She died when I was almost 9 years old. She was the best cook ever.
Yoots AND Grits AND Jews in one story? Pfft...C'mon Anon...😁😁😁😁😁
I have thousands of stories. I am the one in the family who remembers everything. I am in the process of writing it all down. It will be a series of books.
Oh boy! I bet the men just love that! 😜😁😁
And the women. I know that my great-grandfather's sister never got married, but had a son. That son was the father of a great baseball player of the 1940s and 1950s. I also know about all the men in the family who fathered black children, even one who told the census taker he was black. I have a photo of him and his wife, and he was as white as I am. One of my father's 1st cousins is rumored to have had a black child. I haven't found proof or where that child ended up. He would be pretty old by now.
u/#clownworld
…and they kill or enslave those that won’t join their religion if they’re able.
You spelled, "Terrorist organization masquerading as a religion", wrong...
this
It's not really a religion. More like a fanatical cult since disobeying gets you an ass beating, thrown off a building, stoned, set on fire, or beheaded.
There's another one where they fellate newborn boys as part of their "religious beliefs."
Different Abrahamic religion...
Don't forget the goats!
All true, but we have a feminism problem and they don't.
There’s actually two entire religions like that