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BecauseYoudBeInJail 13 points ago +13 / -0

The bigots in white robes and the sanctimonious left-wing zealots are the same people

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 5 points ago +5 / -0

Notes from Underground for me and the opening paragraph was all it took to know Fyodor was my people:

I am a sick man.... I am a spiteful man. I am an unattractive man. I believe my liver is diseased. However, I know nothing at all about my disease, and do not know for certain what ails me. I don’t consult a doctor for it, and never have, though I have a respect for medicine and doctors. Besides, I am extremely superstitious, sufficiently so to respect medicine, anyway (I am well-educated enough not to be superstitious, but I am superstitious). No, I refuse to consult a doctor from spite. That you probably will not understand. Well, I understand it, though. Of course, I can’t explain who it is precisely that I am mortifying in this case by my spite: I am perfectly well aware that I cannot “pay out” the doctors by not consulting them; I know better than anyone that by all this I am only injuring myself and no one else. But still, if I don’t consult a doctor it is from spite. My liver is bad, well—let it get worse!

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 3 points ago +3 / -0

The neat part is you can say "fuck both sides of all the Israel-Gaza bullshit" if you're a Christian American.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 3 points ago +3 / -0

I assume anyone Israel identifies as a political up-and-comer gets the invite to go kiss the wall and pledge allegiance in return for campaign support from wealthy zionist media owners in their state.

If they happen to sample the forbidden fruit in a Tel Aviv hotel during their visit, they get on the fast track to higher office as their allegiance is thus guaranteed.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a smokeshow, Melania must be so happy he's all hers!

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm automatically suspicious of any ugly broads in his inner circle. Suppose it's possible she might have been bangable ~40 years ago, but very unlike him to not at least hire someone like Kellyanne who was clearly bangable sometime in the current millennium.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Those with curable TDS will have a place in MAGA Kingdom"

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plausible enough defamation case for Elon to settle for, say, $20B or so that Trump could then, in retirement, use to fund MAGA candidates for the rest of his life as he transitions from king to kingmaker.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just channel Ferris Bueller's sister:

"Thank you, no, I'm straight".

"Blow yourself".

"If you say 'safe and effective' you lose a testicle".

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 1 point ago +1 / -0

The kinetic energy they gain is siphoned from the earth (gravity) with aerodynamic design to minimize energy loss unlike the broadside of a shuttle designed for resistance.

Agree they don't have as much net energy as a modern nuke, but imagine focusing even 1/50th the energy of a nuke on a 6" target. Stands to reason it'd make a helluva divot.

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