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Captainzoomer 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is what I think. That was just too short of a reaction time to read words, process what the words mean, then come to a full realization of what these words will now dictate how you proceed in your daily life. Maybe there was a short note pinned to Pa. Maybe it said "They know." or "I flipped". We may never know.

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Captainzoomer 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think we all understand by now that there is no "normal" to go back to. Honestly, do you think we want to go back to endless wars, endless debt, and endless suffering? No, we're ready for our flying cars now, motherfuckers, and we know what we're going to have to go through to get them.

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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was wrong one time in his life, and that was only because he THOUGHT he was wrong but was in fact, RIGHT.

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Captainzoomer 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm glad people felt compelled to document the very point in time where their health took a turn for the worst.

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Captainzoomer 12 points ago +12 / -0

So why is HE wearing a mask? It's going to be hard to explain how everyone lost their freakin' minds in the early 20's.

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Captainzoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I caught covid once, 2 years ago. It was rough, not gonna lie. Do I regret not taking the jab? Absolutely not! If I had a time machine, I would go back in time to where I didn't take the shot and give myself a high five. Then we'd go back 85 million years and hunt some T-rexes and I would name myself Dinosaur King.

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Captainzoomer 18 points ago +18 / -0

Patriot Mobile. They give you a pocket constitution when you sign up. I was not paid for this statement.

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Captainzoomer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can just anything be considered hate speech? Will just anything be considered hate speech if you are unruly and refuse to fall in line?

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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think so. So far, I've got 3 people that I have known but grew very distant from that have suffered from a severe case of the suddenlies (died with no explanation). Also I've got a rather close buddy that just had a triple bypass operation. He had a heart attack a few months prior. He's 46. Definitely vaxxed, definitely boosted.

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Captainzoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's like he hot glued a newspaper to a phone book.

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Captainzoomer 5 points ago +5 / -0

I had T-mobile and had spotty service. Then I switched to Patriot Mobile and was able to use T-Mobile's sim card through Patriot. Still had spotty service and was about to switch to AT&T when Patriot Mobile said I could switch sim cards to use AT&T's cells. So I pay $55 a month for 10 gigs and unlimited talk and text. Not bad at all, plus Patriot donates to worthy causes.

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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's going to be Rosie O'Donnell. Have you learned nothing from the last 7 years of plot twists? I'm joking by the way, but expect the unexpected.

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Captainzoomer 20 points ago +20 / -0

Canadians have an "Eh" button that doesn't translate to American phone systems.

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Captainzoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Makismd.substack.com/p/green-barley-barley-grass-for-treatment

That's the link to the article. May want to download to local storage. Pages like this have a funny way of disappearing...

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Captainzoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even better if they leave the planet... by way of wood chipper.

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