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Dudemanfoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Screen was hiding the bottom sentence when I read it...

I thought it was gonna say close the border...

but both are true.

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't remember him saying illuminati... but it's been years since I read it.

Another thing I did not remember from the protocols was that the "Division of labor" be taught above all else.

re-reading things as we get older is important.

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Dudemanfoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's true... I would not get too much on one side or the other... as soon as you turn to defend yourself from the hyena attacking you ... the one behind comes in for an attack.

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Dudemanfoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Could be... but the letter was displayed in England at a museum until they took it down in the 70s... for "some" reason.

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Dudemanfoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want to start a lottery for who get's to pull the string for the first PBS broadcast guillotine.

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Dudemanfoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just want them to focus on common sense guillotine laws.

  1. Make sure the blade is wiped down after each PBS usage of it on a globohomo...

  2. Make sure no children are allowed to play with the guillotine unsupervised

  3. Make sure it is always kept in good working order by using it often... in case it's needed in an emergency.

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Dudemanfoo 8 points ago +8 / -0

I like it... it's plucky... and has a beat I can dance to...

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Dudemanfoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck... I own a shittin' pants factory in both boot leg AND bell bottoms for the hotties!!!

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not all heros wear capes...

...

But if she would let me know what size cape she wears... I'll get her one.

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude. All you gotta do is say enhance and click on the keyboard a few times like in the movies!!

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Dudemanfoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most people of most generations are dumb as door knobs but at least my generation were indignant about government and big business encroaching on our freedoms

Now they just fall over with their legs in the air screaming do me do me do me

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

They best keep dem cameras out my hoes 😎

by BQnita
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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's what I thought till I saw that mugshot... he could do something even cooler soon...

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Dudemanfoo 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm starting a guillotine company...

buy my product...

by MAGULQ
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Dudemanfoo 17 points ago +17 / -0

Well I ain't fuckin' goin' to disneyland...

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Dudemanfoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks pede... you gotta watch where you put your pee pee links now adays...

I love mama dancin' in the back.

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Dudemanfoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

I never heard of it either... it's just what I've been doing all these years and either you or someone you found has that cool catchy name for it

I like it...

I mainly read books and piece shit together... people think I'm evil cuz I read books they may not agree with...

I'm not cool enough to be on telegram or any other kinda gram...

And as Groucho Marx once said... I wouldn't want to be a member of any group that would lower their standards enough to accept me as a member...

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Dudemanfoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cuz

FUCK YOU

That's why...

with an extra helping of

FUCK Y'ALL

Ohh yeah... and don't forget

FUCK YOU'UNS

and for any of you who think you are free and work hard

ESPECIALLY FUCK YOU!!!!!

and you over there minding your own business...

FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK YYYOOOOUUUU!!!!!

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I invented schizomaxxing before that was it’s name.

Now I just sit around the family reunion doing that Vicky valencourt thing.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aO1jfZvngko&pp=ygUdViBWaWNreSBWYWxlbmNvdXJ0IHByZWRpY3Rpb24%3D

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