Allowing your organs to be harvested is more incentive to just kill you off in the hospital. Do not trust the death care system.
Pretty please with sugar on top?
When they can’t bribe their way to recruiting goals, the draft will return.
New King of England?
Anyone remember the guy who claimed he was rightfully king a few years back?
Wonder what this would be distracting from…
The crappy audio makes it credible
4-6 are aliens
There’s also a Steven Colbert one in case no one knew
I shed tears
If they don’t accept cash, they are the enemy, and you shouldn’t be spending your money there anyway. Shop small business.
Can’t round up the criminals without the proper equipment, I would guess.
Having a hard time keeping up with current events! Things are moving fast!
Don’t forget about the time Obama dug into Trump at the White House Correspondents dinner. They knew he was a threat. If you want to go farther than that, you could argue that Biff in Back to the Future was also a Trump roast. Trump has been preparing for a long time.
Does this mean that elections are secure?
Are there banks that don’t ask for id?
Babylon Bee missed this opportunity
Planning on succession maybe?
Bird In Hand, Pennsylvania should take note.
But he specifically mentions eagles
Maybe they were looking for JFK Jr.
press f to pay respects
Checking his travels. Looking for ways to frame him
Charles seems a bit autistic